The broadcast just said Jamie Benn "does it all".

I have to firmly push back on that. There is one thing he famously doesn't do. #TexasHockey

I cannot take credit for it, I came across it on a forum I'm apart of when it was asked there.

See, I thought four was standard. And others I've asked this same question to have said 8.

It's my favorite AMA question right now.

If you were a train. How many times would you chugga before you choo choo?

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Welp.

That wasn't a pen though if we are honest.

Was the best decision I ever made. Has saved me a ton of money.

Loving the sound of Anfield tonight. They are behind the team for sure.

Just get the first one so I can feel something please.

COME ON YOU REDS

Oh for sure and if I'm realistic I don't see it either.

It's mind boggling how everything has fallen apart in under a year.

My only hopeful thought is that Anfield nights are magical and I thought we stood no chance down 3 to Barca too.

Granted that was a much different team that seemed to have much more quality.

Oh wow. Lucky.

Easiest penalty decision that ref has ever had to give.

Jesus Konate.

Are PSG fans singing Bella Ciao?

Crazy how quickly I went from hanging on every minute to not worrying about whether I missed a match.

This is real

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

A screenshot of my US Soccer Federation Referee license.

Officially a licensed soccer ref so you fuckers better watch out because my opinions now have this paper license to back them up.

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Happy International day of Transgender Visibility! All my homies say Trans Rights are Human Rights / anyone who's cool knows it too. We see you out there. Choose to be yourself and know that we have your back. Much love and respect today (and every day)! 🏳️‍⚧️
#transrights #transdayofvisibility

Also, just like… Why the fuck do we need this? We have a series of movies. We have video games. We have a theme park. We have radio plays. We have audiobooks. We have a fucking West End play.

It’s diminishing returns at this point. And it was never fucking Tolstoy.

a cartoon of a boy wearing a mets hat sits in a crowd of people Alt: Stewie Griffin wears a Mets hat at opening day. The first pitch is thrown and then the announcer says that the season is over.

Sorry Mark, I have to.

I just don't GET people who can't let stuff go. Sean Connery was my ultimate favourite actor growing up and then I found out he did a Barbara Walters interview where he talked about the importance of hitting his wife to keep her in line and I never watched anything with him again. It's not hard

The single greatest move a YouTube chef can do is when they reuse a bowl and say “let’s just reuse this so you don’t have to clean a second bowl”, that’s when I know they are working with me and not against me

I don't really think your opinion on Harry Potter has any intrinsic moral valence, but c'mon, you should really not be giving Rowling money or attention if you care at all about trans rights, y'know? She's not an author with bad opinions, she's a full-time political activist who used to write books.

Based on my BlueSky timeline it sounds like I picked a good morning to not pay attention to Liverpool and instead start my reffing certification courses.

Dumped HuluLive so I won’t be able to watch Liverpool this morning :(