Have we tried telling Pete Hegseth it’s the Strait of Vermouth?

*Cancels subscription immediately*

The New York Times telling me that my dog is dumb

Bitch I will beat your ass

Breaking news: New York jury finds Ticketmaster/Live Nation to be an anticompetitive monopoly.

FINALLY. A jury says the truth about what nearly everyone in Washington keeps denying.

Now we need remedies that help fans & lower prices, unlike DOJ meaningless “settlement.”

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.

I lol'd at this.😆

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED

EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

one thing i will say as a general statement to all coaches of all teams at all levels: if you’re going to credit god for a win, i wanna see you out there after a loss being like “yeah, god fucked us over today, really let us down out there”

Can the Rays build a Tampa stadium in 3 years? That timeline is feasible, one expert said, but only after funding is approved.

Unlikely. Truist Park and Globe Life Field took about 3.5 years to build after approval. Opening Day 2029 is not realistic.

Corporate cowardice and greed will be the end of us. #cowardice #greed

Say it again for the people pretending not to hear:
you don’t get to blame ghosts of presidents past.

There is only one president right now and this is his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad mess. 👇

Repeat after me: There's no such thing as a free public stadium

A picture of Venezuelan people celebrating with the quote “we want to give that joy to the people in Venezuela.” By manager Omar Lopez.

I love how the players and managers for basically every team in the WBC (except one) were like “we’re doing this for the people of our country” and the American team was like, “we are doing this only for the troops and beleaguered cops and ICE agents.”

John Smoltz would be right more often if he just stopped himself from saying things.

Serious question -- were there *any* congressional hearings on this?

You know, those things with expert witnesses and evidence, where both sides get to advance their arguments for and against a particular piece of legislation?

Because those things are where legislation usually gets "litigated"

1/2. He took the greatest military force in history, lost a war to a middle power in a week, begged the world to save him, & demanded the media lie about this & everything else. I try, but at a simple human level I do not see how anyone mistakes this man’s almost supernatural weakness for strength.

a man with a robot behind him says never tell me the odds ALT: a man with a robot behind him says never tell me the odds

"Our prediction market harnesses the latest technology to forecast the likelihood of future events and to provide odds on their happening."

So, you created C-3PO? Oh, yeah, everyone *loved* that guy.

If you could explain to Trump that the Venezuelan team that just beat the USA is from the same country he doesn’t remember invading a few weeks ago he’d be really mad

Smoltz is an insufferable jackass who spits out stupid shit all day and his dickhead jackass sidekick doofs along unchallengingly. Congrats to Venezuela who were so fun to watch!

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

If a new Rays stadium is really the tax revenue generator it's claimed to be, then why is a totally unrelated tax needed to fund the stadium? 🤔 It's almost as if the stadium proponents know the economic benefits they're touting are a lie.

Breaking News - Chattanoogan.com County Attorney Janie Parks Varnell said in a letter that a lack of development around the new Erlanger Park is poised to harm taxpayers. She said under current projections the delay would result in an approximate shortfall of $880,000 per year, or approximately $73,300 per month." A large portion of that amount had been projected to be covered by incremental tax revenue generated by the area around the stadium, which is set to open in a month as the new home of the Chattanooga Lookouts. The letter was sent to master site developer Jim Irwin and Gary Chazen and Andy Stone of Perimeter Properties, owner of the foundry site. Mr. Stone and Mr. Irwin said, “We have participated ... (click for more)

If only there had been some sort of indication that this is exactly what would happen...

County Attorney Says Lack Of Development At Stadium Site To Hurt Taxpayers - Chattanoogan.com share.google/n3gN92vAxDpe...

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Have had a few days to process but the Jesse Malin show at the Bowery Palace is so good. His story is incredible.

They sure manage to find their spines when they’re retiring.

The Nuremberg Laws in Nazi Germany striped Jews of German citizenship, criminalized intermarriage and sexual relations with Jews, barred them from public employment, and a host of other restrictions.

Kansas, like the federal government, is fascist and following the Nazi's example.

Unstated in this piece is that Mr Clean is retiring in lieu of facing a disciplinary hearing for firing his service weapon during a fight at a high school basketball game that he was refereeing

MN Wild player Jon Merrill’s charity org released a statement 💕

Mostly the Minnesota guys. Imagine being their teammates and being like "Whatever dude, I'm going."

South Carolina seeks non-CDC reinforcements to contain growing measles outbreak A dozen public health experts are arriving in South Carolina to help the state contain the largest U.S. measles outbreak in more than 30 years, but they're not coming from the Centers for Disease Cont...

South Carolina has requested urgent assistance with handling the measles outbreak there.

They did not request it from RFK Jr.’s moribund CDC, but rather the CDC Foundation, which is a nonprofit that is independent of the U.S. government.

RFK Jr. continues to do NOTHING about this outbreak.