FFS. Nothing takes me out of a film faster than failure to even do the most basic research. The Statue of Liberty is on an ISLAND. It is not buried in a jaunty angle in the sand.

Not once in the 80s, 90s or 00s do I recall a politician urging the public to embrace email, mobile phones, texting, two factor authentication, online banking, air fryers, or to replace all their cassette collection with a CD collection.

So forgive me if I smell a rat.

Revealing that the Guardian apparently couldn't actually find any examples of the ruling having "changed lives" positively. Those quoted in support simply express political agreement with it rather than being able to point to any tangible life benefit, in contrast to those quoted in opposition.

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

Ladies Day at Aintree feels cruel. It's bad enough making horses do the track without forcing ladies to run it as well.

Do you think the barista in Caffe Nero and I have an incredibly strong bond, forged in months of banter, familiarity and above all else mutual respect, or do you think he calls every customer boss?

Me seeing my trans friends on Trans Day of Visibility

“Goebbels’ childrens books were so important to me and i still enjoy reading my old copies in private“ like okay you do you but can you understand that is kinda suspicious and says something about you that you can’t let it go

Apparently there's a whole range! Yet not a Merlot amongst them. garybarlowwines.com/wines/

Gary Barlow wine. It's a Malbec.

Can't believe they didn't go with Gary Merlot

My take is Chappell Roan's security was right to do that. Hotel breakfast is a sacred place where we are all equal. You shouldn't be gallivanting about unless it's to the buffet.

My short Slag-Offers has been selected for the BAFTA qualifying LOCO London Comedy Film Festival!!

Very very grateful to be able to share the story of two LGTBQ+ community centre leaders being terrible at their job.

Thank you to our wonderful team: www.instagram.com/p/DWHsjlIiJv...

they literally renamed the entire company after this

*the deepest intake of breath I've ever done*

reni

SNL UK??? Are you all trying to say snail UK?? Snails are coming to the UK??? About time

rice hack: cook it in water first

In 44BC it took 60 senators to stab Julius Caesar to death. Crazy to think that nowadays, thanks to modern technology, he could be killed by one senator running him over with a snowplow

Can we not compromise with an otter dressed up like Churchill, it could smoke a cigar

"We can always tell" woman fails to identify Chinese Intelligence Asset she married.

Reni this review made me cry laugh

screenshot of a comment on bbc good food david harris, 10th may 2019, five stars: This was really yummy and simple. Instead of pork I used lamb, and in place of the onions I used a few leeks. My kids don't like paprika so I used oven chips instead, and as I'm watching my weight I substituted the crème fraîche with low fat sausages.

found the person in charge of food delivery substitutions

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The "I can excuse racism" meme format. Britta: I can excuse being a nonce but I draw the line at misconduct in a public office. Shirley: You can excuse being a nonce?

The UK justice system:

that's silly, it's not going to work, trains are too fast for that

The referee in air bud: Ain't no rule that says a dog can't cross country ski

Inside you there are two wolves

A lot of stuff has felt difficult it frustrating recently - including my teeth - but I have just booked a dentist appointment at the coveted 2:30 time slot so I'm feeling ok about myself.

@ICELEVEL = obi-wan kenobi: I fought in a galactic war and watched my pupil become a fascist. The most evil people imaginable are in this airport bar