And quite frankly nothing comes close.

This. It's this.

Is Claude DDoSing Bsky again or is this some new vibecoding hell we live in

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It's a whole dress! Trixie was less than impressed.

Finish the shake first! If the situation becomes desperate, SACRIFICE THE SHAKE TO THE TRASH GODS. Clearly the universe agreed that the poo shake was an abomination and must be cleansed.

ok, first question, WHY DID YOU HAVE A CHOCOLATE SHAKE IN A BATHROOM STALL?? DID YOU JUST FIND IT THERE? AND HOW CAN YOU BE SURE IT WAS A CHOCOLATE SHAKE????

Prime Video, apparently

I am immediately reminded of "ya poopin?" followed by "yeah dad"

We need a labeler here that lets everyone know.

ACTUALLY WENT TO THE 2026 WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

We could have cured cancer decades ago but pharmaceutical and insurance companies make more money with long agonizing treatments before letting patients die.

I've only lived in Cali for a bit but one of the first things I noticed was there sure are a lot of deeply conservative business bros running for office with a D next to their name as long as they make a couple of progressive sounding promises on the campaign trail they won't ever have to keep.

HEY MAN
WHAT THE FUCK

WHY IS EVERY CANDIDATE IN THE CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR’S RACE A TOTE BAG OF MEDICAL WASTE

Yesssss. I tend to stock up on them when I see them because they'll abruptly discontinue a strain/flavor that I really liked and I won't find out until it's too late.

Ooooo I've had those pineapple ones. Been on a big Lost Farms kick lately. Their Gelato and Mimosa rock.

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what more can be said

Oh, and you just KNOW whoever drives it backs into a space in a parking lot. On the line.

We call those a Pavement Princess because they're always spotlessly clean and parked in the driveway of a 3 bedroom at the end of a cul-de-sac.

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

Why is it that Democratic politicians are always doing this thing where they legitimize right-wing caricatures of Democrats?

Which Democrats are referring to people in prison as the "justice involved population?" That's just not a thing any elected official is saying.

I really wish more people had paid attention when several observers tried to warn about the technofascist and eugenicist tendencies of thiel and karp and that group, for rolling up on two decades, now.

And i *Really* wish the media & political actors would take the threat of them seriously, today 😕

On top of reasons of role deconstruction and bodily autonomy, this is one reason why it's so important to many people in power to eradicate trans folk.

If you're secure with yourself, feeling good BEING yourself, they can't tell you you're broken and then sell you a "fix"

Just a little reminder that security experts routinely say that biometrics are actually do very poorly as a security measure.

Not just for technical reasons, either.

Imagine a password that you can't change after being informed it was compromised in a hack on a company that forgot to encrypt shit.

I truly hate when little Right Wing Hitler youth open their mouths and give opinions in their over sized fake glasses, that they think will make them seem smart ,on things they know nothing about.

But listen to a real farmer rip her apart.

From this pic, you can't really see the damage to my wife's RAV4 but the whole driver door is staved in (you have to enter/exit from passenger side), mirror evaporated & no longer road safe. All from a /low speed/ collision. Her *head* was level with the hood! These things are designed to kill ppl.