text message sent saying: also the thing about being extremely depressed in new york is that you can be crying but then someone wheels 50 boxes of snacks down the middle of a subway train

if you've ever honked your horn in anger while driving you're going to hell. if you are wondering why this isn't mentioned in the bible, it's because they didn't have cars back then

tweet by pierre menard: picture this: me and the Twitter boys together on my porch, vaccinated to the gills, 13 beers deep, shirts off, standing in a circle & screaming Big Rock Candy Mountain until the neighborhood forms a mob and kills us at 4:21 am

I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.

truly one of the geniuses of posting

One of the best to ever do it

the uncs were all chopped by the chimney with care

Hi, I’m Sunk Cost

Leon Gómez 1 review 8 months ago this is our first time I went this location! so the handsome guy was on counter I don't know he's owner or manager but that guy working on point! the way he handled... more Krauszer's Food Store (Owner) 8 months ago Hhjjuhgg

Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left

always love a jwz FAQ www.jwz.org/jwzsheet/

Average anti-Bluesky op-ed: this app is solely an echo chamber for left-wing politics

Average Bluesky post: baseball has taken everything from me

Damn. What a Series, but damn.

easy out

need jomboy with a lip reading video

Official: this year Halloween has been extended 🎃 ONE DAY 🎃 If you play Christmas music today you 👮will be arrested👮

healing the psychiatric morgul blade wound one session at a time

did someone take out “el barto was here” ads on the subway digital displays? MTA whimsy?

one of the many great shames of our time is the return of the R slur. it’s just bad, folks. stop saying it.

presumably bootleg labubu sweatshirt

christmas shopping: done

LinkNYC sign that says “NYC Fact: There’s an axe throwing bar in Brooklyn”

grateful to know this vital fact

norman rockwell’s freedom of speech painting

i think they should have let the bronx giraffe win the mascot race a couple times

actually rewatching the vientos AB is good

SNY encore on at the bar. seeing it the first time was bad enough

#LGM