When they cut off payments, and my grandma who lives check to check needs that money, I'm calling my Donold loving uncle and telling him he gets to start paying her. I'll be sure to ask if America is great again.

Maybe work with Mastodon more? Being actually federated would help a ton instead of just using the same base tech.

Do they say 'grill a prawn on the lawn'?

More like word of the year here in the U.S.

Unfortunately I think that's part of the plan. Hopefully they're stopped before it gets that far.

a woman in a blue sweater and glasses is sitting in a chair and talking to herself . ALT: a woman in a blue sweater and glasses is sitting in a chair and talking to herself .

Verclempt? I'll give you a topic, Rhode Island is neither a road, nor an island.

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Tuxedo cat on a kitchen counter.

Tuxedo cat on a kitchen counter.

Got a new kitchen island, she approves.

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Haha yeah, way faster than any FTL in any Sci-fi show.

So what you're saying is, to make that happen we'd need some sort of multiverse crossover expansion pack?

The outfits make me think Big Dan Frater is behind The Steam Wars. Final boss maybe?

Hilarious. On Android you can just download the .apk and install it. Might have to hop on a VPN to find the file, but still, it's trivial to do.

This story was making the rounds like 2 weeks ago on reddit... why the hell did it end up on Reuters?

The only thing that would make it better is if it was based in the future and Nathan Fillion was some sort of space cowboy instead of a cop. Ah well, you can't have everything.

I slept on @therookieabc.bsky.social because it looked like just another cop show, but gave it a shot recently because I love @nathanfillion01.bsky.social and @missoneil.bsky.social. It is SO good, I haven't been able to stop watching.

A couple jokes I came up with while riding behind a Cybertruck:

How is a Cybertruck like a dumpster? They're both metal boxes that contain trash.

How are they different? If you run them both through a car wash, the dumpster will still function.

Well this explains all the “people” with no followers or posts annoyingly responding to my post about watching Veep instead of the news.

Tuxedo cat lounging in the sun.

Tuxedo cat lounging in the sun.

Rascalina lounging in the sun.

#cats #tuxedocat

Coheed is a sleepy little guy.

#cats #siberiancat

The update made feeds a lot easier to scroll! Thanks.

I found this little guy when fixing the heater the other day.

#gecko #florida #lizardsofbluesky

Rascalina being sleepy.
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