Maybe the boys will be okay. Remember, if it's not an enthusiastic "yes", it's always a "no"!

This is like 5 years ago when everybody was introducing their own hard seltzer line.

Ribs

Geese

3:56

My favorite part is after all that fun and excitement, the pitcher throws a dogshit, non-competitive pitch.

Smashing Pumpkins only have 2 good songs:
Bullet with Butterfly Wings
Zero

I didn't even notice the username when I first started cracking up

GODZILLA SHOULD SHOW HIS DICK IN HIS NEXT MOVIE

Oof.

Afraid to ask but who are the openly shithead players?

“Hide and seek” are the elements of the game. “Hide and go seek” are directions, which are wrong.

How else Jesus gonna get resurrected?

Harrison Bader has big "Love Is Blind contestant" energy

Let trans people live safely and be happy.

Is that why he didn't want to move to Mt. Vernon???

Wait, does Mason Miller follow me?

Everybody Loves Rays-land

Welcome to the club, Skyy. I can attest, this hurts like hell.

Run it under hot water, smack the bottom and twist really hard.

The George Washington Carver National Monument in Diamond, MO, right up the road from Joplin. What are the odds it's become too "woke" for schools to let kids see this place now?

The Instagram post of this has a comment “Damn, RIP Blacker Mamba”
💀

As much as have no problem being a “BETA” and stuff, I sure wish I had lick of knowledge when it comes to car troubles.

The last time I listened to them was when my sister and I were trying to scare/cringe my nephews

Hate to admit I was a really big Korn fan in high school...

Is the caterpillar ok?

Didn't realize the Padres D was that good 🏈

The Decemberists’ “On the Bus Mall”

The twinkly guitar lead starts and my throat feels like it weighs 10 tons.