i saw my wife eating grape nuts with my ice cream eating spoon and i’m having a hard time with it. that spoon is for fun only

do not make me run for office

quote about AI from this article: https://sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-confluence

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I urge everyone reading this to keep your spirits high and to make up your Goddamn mind to be a steel-spined, unrelenting, ultra-resilient, super-charged, motherfucker on wheels.

Toss every thought of, "I can't," out on its ass with such a fierceness that those thoughts wither and die on the vine.

We’re here with you in these moments, in this great big internet ether. These are heavy, heavy weights in chokingly dark times and I wish I had wiser words. Just wanted to say I appreciate everything you share and do and am thankful the world has a helper like you (unintentional rhyme).

I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me

When you want to type up and send a mean email in response to some audacity, stop.

Don't send it.

Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count

In other news, my brain couldn’t think of the word for “lazy Susan” and instead I said “rotating Sally” and so that is the new name for it, please update your records.

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I pack a suitcase the same way I play rpgs like but what if I NEED those potatoes later

Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame

Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary

I don’t know who was chewing the (latest) light string off the Christmas tree, but my instincts tell me the toothy bandit is close by.

And incredibly comfortable. 🐈‍⬛

[finding marshmallows in the cupboard]

me: hey why did you buy marshmallows

wife: i didn’t

mulder: (appears out of nowhere) actually…no one has bought marshmallows since 1966

scully: (right next to him) why don't you two have a seat

I did NOT testify 3x in Congress, fight my way through chronic illnesses, chronic pain, live with Lupus and two cancers to give up now. We have come too far in this life. I have said this many times and I will say it again: I will fight until my last breath & I will NEVER GIVE UP. You are NOT alone.

“Inside you there are 2 kinds of cats…

Feed both of them or your toes will never be safe under a blanket again.”

- Ancient Catlosopher probably

👋

“…he’s right behind me, isn’t he.”

Not a doctor, but as a patient I would find this incredibly thoughtful. Especially if it’s a mutual interest, but that’s just my take.

omg i made the list

Beasty Von Beasles in a pose I like to call #Mood.

Eclipse, the Most Interesting Kitten In The World.

Ah I’m so happy to see fellow Tamaskans and their parents on here! Arrow came from Moondance Tamaskans in Montana. He’ll be 6 next March and I need him to stop aging immediately.

Another great Starter Pack of people who are passionate about setting safe standards of practice in healthcare, and ensuring regulators are held to account to enforce them

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Like I said
there are, like,
a lot of dogs in here.
#beauceron

The boys having their afternoon nap. #tamaskan

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

a “socialist” asking me: “It’s almost 2025, what are you doing still talking about masking?”

What an unreal question. “It’s 2025, why haven’t you abandoned disabled and high-risk folks yet?”

“The rest of us all agreed to forget about you in 2021, why haven’t you caught up?”

Tweet from Hillary Clinton, with a quote and a link to a New York Times article in which I'm quoted saying "Other countries have social safety nets; the US has women." The quote is originally from an interview I did with Anne Helen Peterson for her Culture Study newsletter.

"Other countries have social safety nets; the US has women."

Four years ago, that quote of mine went massively viral, maybe because it captured the crushing weight of what so many women had long been holding, plus the impossibility of holding even more without support as the pandemic dragged on. 1/

#MedSky & people/caregivers to people with #LongCovid, please report your experience with meds & other interventions you’ve tried, whether good, bad, or neutral, here: cure.ncats.io/explore/ther.... The reports will be used to generate hypotheses of pathways worthy of further study in trials.