OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Post a pic you took, no context. bring zen to the feed

"I was ABSOLUTELY told that the Democrats would be bringing knives to the gun fight. What the fuck are they doing bringing guns?" --a whole lot of Republicans looking at the results from Virginia right now

i have a friend who doesn’t consume news bc of how it affects his mental health but he does vote. i told him to go vote yes today. he texted me from the voting site “i’m voting yes on redistricting? why does that sound wrong?” (don’t worry, i explained it and he voted yes.)

That thing they do in marketing where a website asks if you want to sign up for whatever and the choices are "YES!" and "No, I'm a stupid little baby" I'll go ahead and click the stupid baby button. Nice try but I don't care

A "Little Free Library" filled with only Merriam-Webster Dictionaries

Happy National Library Week to whoever did this.

voting with my daughter is one of my favorite things

An underrated 21st century skill is knowing what level of digital friendship you should have with somebody. Getting that Instagram request and being able to say, "no, LinkedIn mutuals is right for us." Tough when you realize belatedly that you don't actually want to know what your gym trainer thinks

and i’m definitely going to try that meatball recipe!

sooooooo delicious

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

same girl same

Another day, another round of "Am I filled with incandescent rage because of perimenopause or because of the increasing inequity and inhumanity of society"

The Pope should stick to sports

🙋🏼‍♀️

It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.

The effective federal corporate income tax rate:

1950: 50%
1990: 25%
2020: 13%

Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate.

That is how we will pay for it.

This weekend I gave a presentation to a group of mostly college-aged folks and had a little line at the beginning of my slides that described it as an "AI-free presentation made by a human, for humans" and I had to pause for clapping at that part

you love to see it

if you wanna keep your job, don't be a fucking creep. it's really that simple.

Jesus was also kind of weak on crime

I think people are underestimating how angry people are at the corruption.

TFW your mom went to the moon, but she came back

Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

Magyar now polling third in the Iowa caucus.

Okay, sure, but there are five whole continents where Vance didn’t take an L this week.

shtrength deshtroyed hishtory — who talks like that

Schools are like "hey lock up your cell phones they're too damaging to the learning process. now please open up your lying plagiarism machine and start generating content"

Scientists mapped all the nerves of the clitoris for the first time High-resolution X-ray offers a new look at an understudied organ: the clitoris.

HALLELUJAH