I am truly shocked that we have made this silly podcast for two whole years! And that we have people who listen! Thanks to all of you who’ve been hanging out with us every Thursday! And look at this incredible artwork from @enabuns.bsky.social !!!
Original art by Enabuns depicting the team behind the EnterpriseSplaining podcast on the bridge of the NX-01
Now that we’ve finished covering Star Trek Enterprise season two, we’re going to be taking a much needed four week break from podcasting.
This is a great time to catch up on our older episodes!
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Looks like someone has faith of the heart
Thank you for letting us play your game! We literally have spreadsheets of ideas and it’s such a blast. Congrats on two seasons and here’s to the other half! 🖖🏽🥕🐶
THANK YOU SO MUCH! We are so appreciative of the fact that you and Chris have supported us so much, despite the fact that we were new upstarts coming into a space where you were already the established Enterprise fan podcast.
This is a pod that I look forward to Thursdays for. Congrats on 2 seasons. You’re more than halfway through and have so much good stuff coming. Thanks for letting us play with you- can’t wait to hear you discover if your guesses are correct! 💚🖖🏽
When we first started the podcast, I wasn’t convinced we would make it past a handful of episodes. Yet here we are two years later and still going strong! THANK YOU to all of you who have listened!
Look how great this art is! I don’t know why I’m Andorian, but I love it. And I get to be captain!
You really got us last time with a double clean sweep! Our track record so far is... not good.
We LOVE our play cousin @enterprisesplain.bsky.social and have heaps of fun giving them these 2 truths and a lie. Can we trick them all again like last time..? 🖖🏽🥕
Maybe one day we will actually learn what "temporal cold war" even means!
Hey #carrotcrew, listen to @enterprisesplain.bsky.social to hear @firstflightpod.bsky.social Chris and Abby give Season 3 Two truths and a lie. It's the Podcast Mashup we needed🖖😎
Yay my post with the Porthos Appreciation Society shirt on the Star Trek Cruise is mentioned in this episode! 🐶💜
You can listen to our season 2 lookback on any podcast app, or on the web at this link: enterprisesplaining.captivate.fm/episode/seas...
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is original art from the artist Enabuns showing the three hosts of the EnterpriseSplaining podcast, their producer, and Eric and Stephen on the bridge of the NX-01 Enterprise. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Computer! End Season Two!”
We also released a new episode this week where we discuss all our thoughts on Star Trek ENT season 2, revisit the pilot episode Broken Bow, talk about what we hope to see in season 3, and play a very special game of Two Truths and a Lie brought to us by our friends at @firstflightpod.bsky.social!
original art from the artist Enabuns showing the three hosts of the EnterpriseSplaining podcast, their producer, and Eric and Stephen on the bridge of the NX-01 Enterprise
It's been a looong road, but we've finally made it to the end... of season 2 of Star Trek ENT! To celebrate, we commissioned this original art from @enabuns.bsky.social showing out entire podcasting team on the NX-01 bridge!
For all we know, invisible suliban are covering every ceiling on the enterprise at all times!
That photo made us so happy! Plus, we definitely wanted to share your intel about Dominic Keating showing support for trans trek fans!
Listen via your favorite podcast app or on the web at this link: enterprisesplaining.captivate.fm/episode/seco...
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode The Expanse showing Archer and Trip having a drink together with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: The Expanse. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Space Bermuda Triangle!” Over the image is a stamp saying “SECOND CONTACT”
This week, we're heading out on a second contact mission to revisit the final episode (!) in Star Trek ENT season 2, The Expanse, and discuss at length the 9/11 of it all.
Thank You! We are honestly so excited to get get to season 3, which we have heard so many good things about since we started this project 2 years ago.
I recommend checking out this episode of EnterpriseSplaining as they begin their mission into “The Expanse”!
Last week @enterprisesplain.bsky.social asked: "Who do you think would win in a fight? The Enterprise crew or the Rocinante crew?" Let's break it down crew member by crew member. 🧵
Jonathan Archer v James Holden
This might be the hardest one to call. They are evenly matched in stubbornness, self-righteousness and smugness. They're a good match up physically, but Holden's military background might give him a slight edge.
Verdict: Toss-up
Trip Tucker v Amos Burton
No contest. I don't think Trip will be able to engineer himself out of this one. It was nice knowing you Trip.
Verdict: Amos
T'Pol v Naomi Nagata
In a physical battle, T'Pol wins hands down, but Naomi's quick thinking and computer skills means she will likely have hacked the Enterprise's systems and locked T'Pol in her quarters.
Verdict: Naomi
Malcolm Reed v Bobbie Draper
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *snort* HAHAHAHAHA! *choke* *deep breath* AHAHAHAHA!
Verdict: Bobbie
Travis Mayweather v Alex Kamal
Once again, Alex is no match for Travis in a physical fight. When it comes to piloting, I think Alex has the advantage. But, honestly, I expect the two of them to say "screw this shit!" and head to a bar to drink beer and swap stories.
Verdict: Draw
Hoshi Sato v Clarissa Mao
Oh my god, Hoshi is screwed!
Verdict: Clarissa
Bonus match-up: Admiral Forest v Chrisjen Avasarala
Forest would obviously win in a fight, but Avasarala will have outwitted him so thoroughly before it got to that point, that it's not worth considering.
Verdict: Avasarala