Wearily gestures at the sign.

Zach and Kay have your Habs vs Leafs postgame!

I have such a soft spot in my heart for Pat Maroon.

I saw Demidov yawning in the press box. Is this a sign the season is wearing him down? Click here to find out!

Montreal, I am in you.
Good to be home

Nick Suzuki is 6th in scoring for centres in the league.

Nick Kypreos: “When the Habs contend for the Stanley Cup, I’m not even sure Nick Suzuki is a #1 centre for me.”

Justin Bourne: “Yeah you’re probably right…He’s probably the 25th best centre in the league or something you know?”

Nick Suzuki is 8th in points among NHL centres.

“Nick Suzuki isn’t a real 1C”
-Idiots

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All Habs fans right now

Connor Murphy is a hater

If the refs truly loved hockey they’d give Washington 30 power plays tonight.

Putting Stacey’s heart in a blender

Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

Yes. 100%.

With two points today, Ivan Demidov in his KHL rookie season with SKA 🔥

- 19 goals
- 23 assists
- 42 points in 50 games

Demidov has tied the KHL record for the most points scored by a U-20 player, set by Kirill Kaprizov in 2017 (42P in 49GP).

Half n Half jerseys are only cool during alumni games

The Utahns and the mascot is a Taunton.

Or

The Utah Wampas and the mascot is eating a Taunton.

This is the way.

NEW EPISODE DROP

Today Matt drags Noah laughing into an episode of “is this team name real or fake?
Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry, some will astound you! #incredible

The reason the Habs are losing are the fans prematurely chirping when up 3-0.

Hockey Gods 101: never chirp prematurely

Nedelkovic not dropping the gloves to complete the Gordie Howe Hat Trick is a travesty

Benched Laine. PP goal. Hell yeah

My boy is destined to start a Weezer cover band

NEW EPISODE DROP
Nobody was harmed in the posting of this image!

But listen to the guys this week as Matt shocks Noah with the tale of Ted Williams’ later years and the skullduggery that was foisted upon him!

#incredible #baseball

“We got no quit in this team right now. There’s so much confidence throughout the whole group. Everyone’s feeling good. It’s an absolute blast to win. We’re getting that feeling of what it’s like now that we’ve won a few…I think everyone’s just hungry right now.”

- Kaiden Guhle yesterday

Coach Marty be coachin’

I’m gonna say it’s because you and I chastised them for it. The Hockey Gods liked our reaction and rewarded us!

Raise your hand if you're officially "In The Mix"

Lane Hutson now has more points than Michkov

WE’RE IN THE FUCKIN PLAYOFFS

As the high priest to the hockey gods I agree. Total bad karma move