Layover at O'hare. i message the huusband to tell him we landed and he immediately tells me to go find a "chcago handshake" sir it is 7:30 in the morning, anything involving malort before noon should be considered a war crime.
Is every airport required to have at least four elderly southern Black ladies brashly shepherding passengers? I've been called Sugar more times this morning than I have in my entire life
In "I have made a MISTAKE" news 5am is apparent THE worst time to have a flight at $LocalAirport. Never seen it this packed. O_o
Only he could take a low budget and badly chromakeyed sequence, an extremely silly song, and a white cape from the forgotten depths of Lando Calrissian's wardrobe and make it so iconic that a generation of 80s girls remember literally nothing else from that movie
My god I would commit felonies for a regular New York slice with parmesan and oregano. Bonus if there's Red Drink to go with.
SHIT FUCK WEASELS HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET KISS
Honorable mentions: Raspberry Beret, Sexy MF, When U Were Mine, BREAKFAST CAN WAIT, Batdance
7, Lets Go Crazy, Purple Rain, 4 the Tears in Ur Eyes, Starfish & Coffee
Are they the 5 best prince songs? probably not but they are my eternal faves.
Cardi a mess but she never spit nothing but facts
Pffff I think the fuck not. You are so beyond apologies cutting it and no one believes you're actually sorry.
There is a whole cultural conversation about soul food and other Black American cuisine and why it is the way it is that more eloquent and learned folks can tackle if they have the space.
That said you cannot convince me there is any way of preparing okra that makes it not nasty.
Good god. 10 years. Feels like everything started unravelling in real time once he and Bowie left us.
Man, if you told me even 20 years ago that on 4/20/26, I would be sitting in front of the legal weedatorium next-door in front of a waffle slider food truck while handmade blown glass paraphernalia is being made immediately to my left.... what even is my life right now
I dont give a fuck if caitlyn jenner is the worst human being on the planet, she is the worst woman on the planet and deadnaming her is transphobic bullshit regardless of her actions. a trans person's gender is not a reward for good behavior that gets withdrawn when they suck
I bought a jumbo bag of assorted mochi at homegoods this afternoon. I also discovered they've started carrying actual Nyakers Pepparkakor so I got those too.
I took a gummy a couple hours ago.
Reasons I mildly regret not having biological kids: will never have the opportunity to yell "THE JUICE IS LOOSE" when I take off my bra
so uh apparently this semester nice weather= a dude zipping around campus on an electric unicycle wearing a large rould blue striped helmet that makes him look like an escaped Spaceball, WHILE JAMMING ON A POWDER BLUE ELECTRIC GUITAR. Sir, way to be a goddamn menace WITH STYLE
TFW you suddenly realize "Bela Lugosi's Dead" is a goddamn BOSSA NOVA. *screams in goth music geek"
okay that is a nice thing. More men should try sundresses in my opinion. There are enough fantastic examples that there is no excuse aside from misogyny and homophobia.
little resentful about it because you don't tell somebody who is traditionally seasonally affected to try to find positive things about fall and winter. hmph. Also that was supposed to say spiral.
trying to find things to appreciate about springtime so i dont get sucked into a sneaky hate apral of bugs, pollen, mud, heat, and humidity. So far i've got a shift from greenish brown to yellowy green. i guess it's somenthing.
Look at God's most perfect, thoughtless potato
I mean my right eye has been uncontrollably twitching lately does that count
aha! this must be graupel! I knew there was a word for this.
Poster's right forearm, in a blue sweatshirt. little white ice chunks are stuck to it.
wait wtf. is it still snow if it's like, 5mm round ice pellets? Its too small to be hail and too big to be sleet.
it is deadass snowing this morning. no wonder my head is scrambled.
No lies here
I wonder if this is why I've been headachey and useless for much of this afternoon?
I really don't know who upgraded my sinuses to have a barometer or when it happened but thanks i hate it.
Did the moldy Cheeto ever stop talking or nah? I bounced off so hard when I popped into my usual stream and saw his noise hole flapping instead of my comfort soap. #beyondthegates
