I honestly have nothing intelligent to add today, so buttholes.

Plot twist: rats and spiders are repulsed by us

I want peace but I also want to fuck shit up

[jumps] Sorry, cant hear youuuu.

a woman wearing sunglasses and a shirt that says gigawatts is sitting in a chair . ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a shirt that says gigawatts is sitting in a chair .

Exactly!

Life is a jealous bitch. That’s why.

Glanced at my reflection and I kinda get why life ruins my day everyday.

I miss having a life. Kidding! Let's jump off a cliff.

From here it comes to there it goes.

I’ll be your reply ghost.

I think I’ve experienced enough lifetime trauma to justify becoming a serial killer and I’m honestly a little annoyed I turned out to be a people pleaser instead.

feels like it’s time to get lost in my own head

Adaptation is not the same as healing.

I’ve been waiting on a black hole sun since ‘94

but like what are we even doing

There's a blue checkmark thingy on bluesky now? Yuck.

Some people get everything they want in life. Then there's the rest of us

It's called fashion. Look it up.

Don't be nice to me or I'll think you're my friend

if I don’t make it tell my friends not to touch my shit

okay i’ve managed the insurmountable i’ve put on pants

spiraling dry and I think I’m chafing bad

[20-minute power interruption]

My back:

I'm full. I ate too much. I'm probably dying. Peace. Back later.

honestly what difference does it make

i made spaghetti for breakfast and i’m still thinking about it

i remember when all this used to be nothing, now it’s everything with spherical bastards

DON'T TOUCH ME! YOU DON'T DESERVE MEEEEEE!

- me to the random insect that just crawled up my thigh

expert mumbler of the word 'fuck'

I don't trust people who don't talk to themselves.... I know right!