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((21..: found…

youtu.be/C9CkvAQkQLs

Noah Eagle is fucking terrible

Uber is running ads in CA openly calling out consumer advocate attorneys for making money (and cherry picked one fraud case)

Meanwhile Uber, yes Uber of cutting edge targeted pricing fame, is the REAL consumer advocate

Very consistent with the Pistons’ recent fortunes (before this year):

Celtics get Tatum back and a deeply flawed, injured Sixers team in R1

The Magic for the first time look whole and complete and like the team many expected

Preseason win o/u:

Detroit 46.5
Orlando 51.5

(Per mgm sb)

Creeper got a show

He assures us all is well, oil prices are contained, markets are concerned but confident

At one point called the blockade a “chinese finger trap” that will turn the tables on Iran

Interestingly he was strident about not supporting “Israel’s war”

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—20~~ hard to lift

But they try to lift his phone…

youtu.be/mUpEIeza-7w

Thunder executed the age old failsafe of letting Dillon Brooks feed his ego by shooting his team out of a playoff game (6-22)

Love the pure weirdness but in t minus 1.5 fashion seasons the worm will turn back to shit that kinda actually fits

Among a hundred other reasons, Benetti > Davis for Jason simply not smiling like an idiot every time he turns towards the camera

I read it as “record shop” eeeep

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}}19> in a record shop

Visiting a friend in nyc late ‘03, waiting for him to get off work, wandered into a little record shop.
Clerk rec’d this new EP.

Not this time but we all know record store clerks can be…

youtu.be/9YfbARlUsoE

Ah, the NHL still doing the quaint and fairly insane division-based playoff matchups resulting in *first round* series of the West’s no. 2 vs no. 3 teams, while the East has no. 6 vs no. 7

That is a fair assessment.
They do have Teel, Antonacci, and Murakami has a Galloesque sub .210 BA but .900+ ops
Pitching dev has improved past couple years, maybe they’ve progressed on batting side processes but talent is shaky

His fastball stinks but Dean Kremer has leaned into his splitter and it’s a killer pitch

11 whiffs today

39% whiff last season

A $10 Kremer will out earn your $100 Schultz ros

Cam Schlittler has walked Two batters total, including tonight - 5th start through 6 ip

* 1.2 BB%, 54.4 zone% lead majors
* Second in zone whiff%, 50% GB

Dylan Cease
* best whiff% and z-whiff%
* 0 barrels
* 52.3% GB is +12% his prior best
* Worst zone% and 5th worst BB%

Bizarro World: Surprising Team Batting Metrics Using SEAGER, Damage, and Contact to ID Changes, from the Phillies to the Twins

Evaluated early season batting surprises on the team level, from the Angels to the Twins

Relied heavily on @NotTheBobbyOrr.bsky.social’s fantastic app and his SEAGER, contact over expected, etc—

Bizarro World: Surprising Team Batting Metrics michaelcecchini.substack.com/p/bizarro-wo...

Padres sale = $3.9B

But the lack of a cap is KILLING them

It’s almost like if you invest in the product (players), the biz is more valuable

www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

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//17:: appliance

youtu.be/OnLVnPbeEsg

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~~16.. hated (disliked) veg

youtu.be/aBQIAWh3YBs

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^^15+ body part (“face”)

2 factoids:

1975: all black proto punk band records for Columbia. Detroit of course.

Columbia wanted them to change the band name. They refused and lost the record deal.
Also Detroit of course.

youtu.be/uAZ9R2t5Jd0

It’s bad enough I have to give Bezos money to watch the nba

But I missed the first game so went to his demonic app to catch the ending

It’s “not available.” Only highlights.

King of enshittification

It’s ridic. They’re all able to start their own, free for all style or whateverthefuck they want..
K, thanks, please do!

Thanks, P!
I’m sorry you’ve dealt with so much bs around the most basic challenge framework.. there are 700 unique posts every day yet folks are like, oo I’m indecisive let me add 3 extras..
Wtf!

You can counter with Yamamoto and Shota but we perennially underrate the unknowns of adjusting to a new team, let alone new country, culture etc

The Imai fantasy cost wasn’t crazy (top 50 SP) like Roki but taking him ahead of Ray, Gore, Bubic et al required real divination

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—14} something u read

I wanted for a face or body language but I love this, so-

youtu.be/YxhW7x6MAIo

Thanks buddy!

Cade Povich was sent down but keep an eye on him

he’s made real changes

raised the arm angle 5°

Four seam is +2” IVB to an elite 19.4”
Curve +4.9” more drop

Ditched the sweeper (.660 SLG)
More gyro sliders

13.6% SwStr & 103 Stf+ = both up

Don’t ask the Guardians

More to Aaron’s point, the Rays have lost a shit ton of brainpower in the last decade

It’s quite possible they are not “The RAYS” anymore

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//13-> makes ya dirty

youtu.be/2qsnDbY-qcI

Amazon has the stones

Air bnb has the Beatles

FS1 has the stooges(?)

Everything is a fucking commodity