Worked too hard the last four days to be assed to choose an outfit for the actual work event tomorrow. Go naked to the function. Would it make the fundraising more lucrative

Begging God to let me work one job where I'm not the go-between for two people who hate each other. Why is this every job. This is the wrong kind of sandwich for me

Digital artwork of Louis de Pointe du Lac (below) and Lestat de Lioncourt (above) embracing each other

Come to me

#iwtv #fanart

Oh my god 😭😭😭😭

Thousand Island Lesbian

I never got around to it but my friend drew this!!!! (she gave me permission to post)

THIS IS SO AMAZING?????? OMG!!!! thank you for sharing this with me!!!!!!! 😍😍

happy 18th birthday to "come to brazil"

I just woke up from a Friday afternoon nap and it was the best ever

You’re back in the early 2000s. You’ve just played Sonic Adventure 2 for the first time and now this is your entire personality.

Unfortunately I understand why MXTX has written like six different ships where the entire dynamic is some goodnatured man is vaguely oblivious while the most intense perverted freak ever stands just behind them staring at the back of their neck like a hungry horse. It’s SO funny to write

Haven't seen this one enough

For non kpop fans Mark Lee leaving NCT is exactly like when Jesus died on Good Friday today

I barely NCT and I'm Genuinely shocked

I just remembered Prince Inigo and Gerome being the child of my m!Robin and nearly slipping in the shower. Being gay in your A supports bc your fathers couldn't??? gay family line??? Big sis Princess Lucina???

video game matchmaking??? Get video game boyfriend so future op video game child appears with cute hair color and meets other aged up op video game children to fall in love???

What a hell of a drug fire emblem awakening was am I right

OOH.......thank you for food

🚨🧀 NOT A JOKE, VERY REAL 🧀🚨

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ok now stop collaborating with literal israeli brands and idf vets next <3

Illustration of a giant rat with a crown, surrounded by smaller rats. The text "I am the BIG RAT" is above while "that makes all of THE RULES" is below.

I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

the shortbread crumbles!!! 😨

Literally just saw this post and look what I opened up the Denny's menu to see!!

Me every fuckin day. Would getting a fidget help? That usually keeps me from picking. I am obsessed with these segmented worm guys but my clients keep taking them lmao

getting choked up looking at my som

sometimes im writing smut and ill delete a dentence bc im like no i vamt write that its too indulgent, girl what are you going to the candy store for if youre just going to buy raisins

thinking about this today. i wish us all a very No Raisins

cat with zoomies!!!

who are these gorgeous angels!!!