I'm hoping he'll get something like an aggressive form of early colon cancer or something.

Hi Bluesky!
I hope I'm not too late to the party. I'm expanding my horizons here from Instagram, and you all seem a lot friendly than the people over on the OTHER website..
I’ll be sharing my artwork over here!
For starters, here's a piece titled "The Grand Opening" I painted last year. #GoodOmens

They are back! 🥹
#goodomens

AWESOME NEWS! I'll preorder as soon as I get a link. And that cover is gorgeous.

Unbearable. The fate of the world is in his hands. Sorry about that.

I’m now free to share the cover for Unbearable, my new novel from Baen due out later this year. Should be showing up on all the expected sites by tomorrow.

“So, still an aardvark then?”

have a silly sketch of aardvark Crowley moping in ancient Rome✨
#goodomens #goodomensfanart

Chapter 3 of Orange Coloured Sky is here!

Aziraphale is still learning, and Crowley is not a patient teacher.

archiveofourown.org/works/826567...

Read my article “If You’re Bored, They’re Bored: Five Zero-Draft tricks to ensure tight pacing” in the new @WritersDigest!

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"Childless women have maternal instincts" BULLSHIT.

I have 0 maternal instincts. I don't think babies are cute. I never coo at them. I would protect a baby/child (physically and emotionally), because I'm a fucking adult, and I know how to behave like one. It's not maternal; it's just fucking human.

Anthony J Crowley's Private Detective Agency, knock loud the proprietor is drunk - Dee_Morris - Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

#GoodOmensRecs: “Anthony J Crowley's Private Detective Agency, knock loud the proprietor is drunk” by @dee-morris.bsky.social

Noir detective Crowley with a Lucifer crossover.

archiveofourown.org/series/5017506

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I think there are some people on here who would enjoy this game. A casual game that has you making illuminated manuscripts for customers.
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Five Funerals Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Jeff Somers, author of popular noir thriller The Electric Church, kicks the door in on the darkly whimsical and macabrely weird with Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path—a book that looks at the tongue-in-cheek nihilism of Edward Gorey's Th...

The audiobook for FIVE FUNERALS is awesome, read by the brilliant LJ Ganser. If you have a 13 hour flight or drive ahead of you, this is the way.

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#FiveFunerals #audiobook #horror #mystery

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

It already seems to be helping. I've only seen a small number of things from a few reposts, and I've felt pretty good all day.

archiveofourown.org/works/83491916

When asked, Crowley tells Nina that he and Aziraphale don't use pet names. However, Nina tricks him into telling the truth. Or rather, she gets Aziraphale to do so. Is the demon's image now ruined?

In the end, it's just Aziraphale showering Crowley with love.

It's mildly uncomfortable and slightly chilly but not really all that bad, and it's over in a few minutes.

I keep getting people I don't recognize popping up in my notifications asking to beta read. Without some evidence that you're involved in the GO fandom (or possibly the DCC fandom), I'm going to suspect an angle. No one beta reads for free a stranger's fic in a fandom they don't follow.

For the record, when I'm finally ready to look for beta readers, it's going to be people whose names I recognize in the GO fandom. If I've never seen any evidence that you've read a single GO fic in your life, I'm not going to ask you to beta read.

Dunno yet. Probably north of 100K. The shorted book I've ever written was 78K, and I know it won't be shorter than that. May or may not be higher than my highest (161K).

OK, then if I still see you around when it's time for me to look for beta readers (I'm going to need GO fans who've also read DCC this time around), then we can talk.

I also just get distracted easier on the PC, so I've found that turning away from the computer keeps me focused.

I'm not 100% sure whether you're a bot, so I'm erring on the side of you being a real person, so I'm not trying to be rude, but are you hoping to sell something? Because this is fanfiction I'm writing. There's no money to be made in it.

Do you read Good Omens fics? I haven't seen your name around. And it's going to be a while before I'm ready for betas. I'm going the full novel route for this story, so I have at least another 100,000 words to go. It's too early to say whether this will be longer or shorter than my last one (161K).

Probably the hardest thing is to learn to trust yourself that your revisions will improve the story.

And this one won't work for everyone, but I write my first drafts with pen and paper. It keeps me from revising constantly, and it uses a different part of my brain.

I love it. It's insane in all the best ways.

Looks like they're already banned? I can't find the account.

It will definitely be the hardest book I've ever written, hands down.

Gross! Since you blocked them, I don't see them either.

This Dungeon Crawler Carl/Good Omens crossover is quickly becoming an obsession with me. I've already written about 3000 words of a first draft. I'm about to assign numbers to the crawlers.

(My Mr. Brown/Furfur story is being edited, too and I'm starting to hand it off to my beta reader).

I don't blame you. I hope things get better for your family soon.