i wish i wasn't against generative AI bc i, too, could make bank creating a fake MAGA influencer girl. like, i'd be incredible at it
Posts by Alex Naser-Hall
on Beef, do they know you can just be gay?
i'm gonna be gutted when instagram nukes the hundreds of bots that got me over 10k this week </3
In Treatment, but it's Ira Sachs in that diner with all those artists
Ira Sachs with Connor Storrie, there's literally never been a more surprising but "no, actually, this makes so much sense" joint slay
it's funny to watch pre-Cannes coverage from people who don't know about Javier and Javier and that The Black Ball is going to blow up and break out and etc
wait, this summer house drama.... there's not even cheating involved, just someone's ex?????? my gosh
eloy <3
despite its desire to convert me to a faith i've already gladly left, the new MIA record is something i'm genuinely enjoying!
everybody's reading that french book with the guy sucking his toe on the cover--but is it GOOD?! let me find out for myself!
getting an ad by Bethenny Frankel on a podcast IS terrorism
i've never seen the film, but i'm currently reading Fast Times At Ridgemont High and in the context of Cameron Crowe's memoir I'm actually finding the whole project kinda sad. he wanted to witness high school so bad!
the France season of The White Lotus taking place during Cannes is incredible news for everyone who loves the Juliette Binoche episode of Call My Agent! which is everyone who's seen the Juliette Binoche episode of Call My Agent!
crazy to believe that the story of the mentally ill neo nazi drug addict people decided to make famous because he uses funny words and looks average might end in tragedy
100%
i've seen two gen z film and book content creators discuss their desire to "finally" get to The Da Vinci Code. and, idk, i think that's kinda fun!
when The Black Ball breaks out at Cannes and then everybody goes back and watches La mesías and then everybody realizes the Javis also did a comedy series and THAT is how we get a new season of Paquita Salas
i wanna do that scientology headquarters running challenge in the vatican to see if i can find my old priest in the basement where they hid him
ready for La bola negra (The Black Ball) directed by Javier Calvo and Javier Ambrossi at #Cannes2026 xx
La revuelta is essential television because where else are we going to see Pedro Almodóvar serve up his sister's flan?
Marco Berger's Buñuelian pup play fairytale
watching the new Marco Berger joint with my feet OUT, as he would want <3
this sweeps week ass country, my fucking god
i enjoy this visual progression
they couldn't handle his joie de vivre
have y'all started watching one of the greatest series of our lifetimes yet????
i was born at the right time (i love wolf alice)
i was enjoying Los domingos (2025, Alauda Ruiz de Azúa) and then the last few minutes floored me and then i dreamt about it all night. cinema! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRww...
stream La mesías on Hulu TODAY!
remember Veneno?! the next series from Javier Calvo and Javier Ambrossi is now available on Hulu and it's a total total total masterpiece that y'all gotta gotta gotta watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsu4...