2028 dem primary is gonna be a bloodbath of deluded egos who have zero clue how to engage with a human voter

An illustration of Asgore trapped in a connect match mobile game, like the ones from awful ads where the king is going to die if you don’t complete the game fast enough. The deadly obstacles include rocks that will crush Asgore and the knight’s hand, which will presumably also crush him. The cursor pointer for the ui is Kris’ gauntlet.

100% real Chapter 5 leak Toby told me so #Deltarune #DeltaruneSpoilers

happy lesbian visibility week to them

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

NEW ITEM DROP! 🌸✨ Introducing the Sakura Superstar Outfit Set

This piece has been in sampling since 2024, and we’re so excited to finally release it... even better, it’s in stock and ready to ship! Orders will begin shipping in late April following a short break. (1)

she would not fucking say that

Maka

New bombshells have entered the villa

Portrait of Prism from Dispatch

Hoes! Depressed!

#prism #dispatch

Wait wait I havent told you about the best part! Disney just fired 1000 of their employees, mostly artists, and replaced them with AI that copies their art. What a time to be alive, fellas!

Every day a different billionaire says the most horrific movie villain thing you've ever heard but this guy and a grandpa from Vermont are the scary ones because they want to tax them

Would've been more wonderful if they still had the actors they fired for asking for union protections

Workers on "20/20" and "A Christmas Spin" reported the jobs to their Local Union Representatives, asking for assistance in getting the shows under contract, and stuck together with strong support and solidarity throughout the organizing process. Congratulations to all!

One of my proudest pieces,
"Isometric Exercise"

TOMORROW

6 panel comic P1: a lone guy sits at a table by a window inside a café, a steaming cup of coffee on the table before him. The title "How to Drink Coffee: A Guide" is within a cloud of steam. P2: the guy --looking thoughtful-- holds up the cup in his left hand with a large pinky held out. "1. Life your receptacle like so:" P3: he blows the surface of his coffee with a "pfohhhh" "2. BLOWWWW" P4: We are now looking down on the guy, holding the cup, as light streams through the window. On the window is written "3. Savour the moment" P5: a closeup of the left side of the guy's shocked looking face "4. Remember that embarrassing thing you did years ago..." P6: The guy looks on in silence as, behind him, repeated over and over again is the text "5. Dwell on it"

how to drink coffee: a guide

"Ever since I was a young they, I knew I wanted to get into the band t-shirt industry." —Nat from @breakuptour.bsky.social, paraphrased

the healing properties of a really good sandwich

414 Day 2026 - Milwaukee NOW

Happy 414 day! I love Milwaukee and our music community so much and there's a TON of exciting music being made here rn. Threw together this playlist -- especially if you're unfamiliar with the MKE scene check it out!

open.spotify.com/playlist/3m1...

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

interesting that when a movie with female protagonists does poorly the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists and when a movie with female protagonists is a huge hit the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

Another thing people don’t talk about when talking about people’s happiness - beyond inequality - is the level of alienation and anti sociality that has, in my view, gotten worse. I don’t think it’s just phones causing that. People are more surveilled, more lonely, more public space is policed etc

My mutual: Yeah my bottom surgery went great! I have a cannon that goes off and kills people if it senses nazi vibes down there now

Me: Omg that’s sick congrats!

Guy with a collection of Sakura Naruto body pillows who insists he’s “moving to Japan”: I’m so glad there isn’t all this WOKE in JAPAN

if you take the big swing and miss, you don't get to play again. you're done. that's the risk of taking the big swing