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Posts by Opher Vishnia

Actually so looking forward to those!

Also, last time we met (in Iceland, I think..?) the 7 year old didn't exist. Time flies ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿชฐ

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Not really. Only in the evening. Maybe if you count the case where we're meeting with friends for coffee and the kids are playing with friends ๐Ÿ˜…
It's equal parts exhausting and satisfying. I guess I'll miss this once they're teenagers and I'll only see them when they emerge from their room caves

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

Ages 4 and 7 with special needs. I try to always plan ahead so that we have outside activities: meeting with friends & kids, outdoor playgrounds, shows, family, hiking. Anything to minimize indoors time otherwise they get frustrated quickly. Me time is only in the evenings after they're asleep

2 months ago 6 0 1 0

Who moved my cheese? Nederlandse Spoorwegen

5 months ago 0 0 0 0
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What if... doors were suddenly alive?
They relocate, even reproduce. Any door can vanish and reappear elsewhere. People get trapped in their bathrooms. Homes are built with redundant exits. Parents teach kids never to trust an opening. Something I've been working on recently

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Iโ€™m camouflaging as an LLM โ€” how am I doing โ€” convincing โ€” enough โ€” ?

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Reversim 2025 Reversim Summit 2025 is Israelโ€™s leading community-driven tech conference, bringing together developers, product managers, and data scientists for top-tier content and networking.

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I joined Reversim conf's team this year, designed the website & built a gloriously over-engineered interactive Rube Goldberg-style toy inspired by The Incredible Machine, packed with software dev metaphors.
Link ๐Ÿ‘‡ - try it out & lmk if you spot any bugs (figurative and/or literal)

@phaser.io

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

I mean your kids are more likely than most to flush cs concepts like oop

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

Macbeth will remember that.

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TIL the fastest internet is on the public Wi-Fi of a tiny artisanal sandwich shop in Florence, Italy

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I dunno there's something really cool about the way the light gradually hits every step

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Yay! thanks! ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Yesterday I did standup comedy for the first time ever. I covered DevOps, SQL, and how a chicken restaurant relates to that one time I broke production.
It was terrifying and nerve-racking and I canโ€™t wait to do it again.

Huge thanks to the org @shairez.bsky.social + everyone who performed!

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CSS has a new feature, "text-wrap: pretty" and if you're a paragraph reading this don't give in to the W3C's beauty standards you're beautiful just the way you are dangling orphans and all

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

If surgeons had dev tools:
mid-surgery, elbow deep in guts "This spleen is a mess. Who last touched this? git blame... oh. Of course. Me."

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

and not just any hill! A well-designed one where you can stand your ground, not just clamber up or roll down dramatically

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A computer can never be held โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›
Therefore โฌ› computer โฌ›sโฌ› โฌ› โฌ› โฌ›aโฌ›โฌ› dโฌ›โฌ›

A computer can never be held โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› Therefore โฌ› computer โฌ›sโฌ› โฌ› โฌ› โฌ›aโฌ›โฌ› dโฌ›โฌ›

My hobby is blackout poetry

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A few weeks ago at JS IL, I gathered the best (and worst) detectives to investigate a serious case: The death of a React app's performance๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”
Batman, Agent Mulder, and Inspector Gadget all had their theories - some useful, some... bordering on conspiracy www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJG6...

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

.cucumber: 80vw;

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿปohh ah ah ah๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป

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Haven't signed up to anything so fast in my life ๐Ÿ˜…

BTW if you scroll on mobile while the cannon is firing the particle emitter source goes wonky

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

They won't be young forever. That sand though, you'll be digging it out of crevices until the end of time

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Notice that it should be RTL ๐Ÿ™‚

Also, I translated "this one" to "this course" for lack of a better direct translation

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

Hebrew:

ืœืžื“ื• ื›ื™ืฆื“ ืœื™ืฆื•ืจ ืื™ื ื˜ืจืืงืฆื™ื•ืช ืžืงืกื™ืžื•ืช ื•ื ื’ื™ืขื•ืช ืฉื•ื‘ื•ืช ืœื‘ ื‘ืืžืฆืขื•ืช ื”ืงืกื ืฉืœ CSS, Javascript ื•-canvas.

ื‘ืงื•ืจืก ื–ื” ืื—ืœื•ืง ืื™ืชื›ื ืืช ื›ืœ ื”ื˜ืจื™ืงื™ื ืฉืœื™!

1 year ago 3 0 1 0

I'm starting a new podcast where two people meet to bake pastries and talk about relationship issues. It's called "Mixed Feelings"

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Tbh more surprised it doesn't say daemons

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Hell hath no whammy like a furry scorned

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Brilliant! It's even rendered in purr-spective

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Ghost-in-the-machine type issues are the worst :(
Happy to help brainstorm-debug the issue with you

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