Ive decided im going to make a short comic about them. There will be motobikes, fae dance clubs, and queer hijinks 😈

Panel 1: Text: “Imagine an alternate universe in which people don’t have words for different forms of transportation, only the collective noun ‘vehicle’.” Illustration: a stick figure stands next to a much more detailed motorcycle, which a speech bubble saying “Woah! Sweet vehicle!” Panel 2: Text: “They use that word to refer to: cars, buses, bikes, spacecraft, and all other ways of getting from place A to place B.” Illustration: A car, a school bus, a bicycle, and a space shuttle, all with a stamp that says “vehicle” on them.

Panel 1: Text: “Conversations in this world are confusing.” Illustration: A speech bubble coming from the left: “Can you drive a vehicle?”, A speech bubble coming from the right: “Definitely!”, A illustration of a car crashed into a tree. Left speech bubble: “I thought you said you could drive!” Right speech bubble: “I can! I’m just used to ones with two wheels!” Panel 2: Text: “There are furious debates about whether or not vehicles are environmentally friendly… even though no one realizes that one side is talking about bikes and the other is talking about trucks. Illustration: Left speech bubble: “Vehicles produce so much pollution!” Right speech bubble: “That’s an exaggeration! They are actually very green!”

Panel 1: Text: “There is a breakthrough in rocketry, but the media focuses on how vehicles have gotten faster so people call there car (‘car’ is crossed out and replaced with ‘vehicle’) dealer to ask when faster models will be available.” Illustration: A TV news report with a picture of a rocket ship and a chyron saying “Breaking: Vehicles reach 1000 mph!”. Below that is a drawing of two stick figures talking at a car dealership. One says, “So I can take this to space, right?” Panel 2: Text: “Meanwhile, fraudsters have capitalize on the fact that consumers don’t know what to believe when it comes to vehicle technology, so scams are rampant in the vehicle sector.” Illustration: A stick figure with a mean smile and a sparkle next to his eye pats a car that has plane wings taped to it. A speech bubble says, “Oh yeah! You can fly this baby across the ocean!”

Panel 1: Text: “Now replace the word “vehicle” with “artificial intelligence” and we have a pretty good descriptor of the world we live in.” Illustration: One crowd of people say “AI is bad for the environment!” Underneath them is a large box that is labeled “Size of AI people are concerned about”, another crowd of people says “AI is used for climate research!” Underneath them is a much smaller box saying “Size of AI used for climate research”. In the foreground there is a person watching the debate with several question marks above it. Panel 2: Credits. “Text from AI Snake Oil: What Artificial Intelligence Can Do, What It Can’t, and How to Tell the Difference by Arvin’s Narayanan and Sayash Kapoor. Art by Ayla Taylor. www.aylataylor.com”

A silly little comic based on the opening section of AI Snake Oil by @randomwalker.bsky.social and @sayash.bsky.social.

Hey, this fanfic would do GREAT on booktok (derogatory)

The world is my oyster and I have decision paralysis

Gideon nav and camilla hect as firefighters. The art style is collaged, and the pieces look like stamps. Gideon flexes and holds a fire hose. Camilla stands behind a ladder, leaning on it and holding it with one hand.

NEW THE LOCKED TOMB FANART

[Tags: #thelockedtomb #gideontheninth #camillahect #fanart #digitalart #art]

Girls' night out

#TheLockedTomb

A selfie two white queer women smiling at each other with their arms around each other's waists.

Protip: when ur gay u can take a selfie together in the big bathroom mirror

Picture of me, white butch with short dark hair, wearing a tank top and cheap aviator sunglasses. I'm holding a stuffed walrus, a stuffed dog, and a stuffed turtle and making a goofy face at the camera, holding up 2 fingers

Another picture of me, same as previous but this time I'm kissing the walrus on the head and looking up at the camera over the top of my sunglasses

Heard a rumor that lesbians are great at carnival games, including games of chance, so I won my gf a walrus. (I'm gonna keep the little dog and let my daughter steal the turtle.)

Attention all women and women-adjacents: this is your sign that you should date a woman. Just do it. Date a woman. Date a woman date a woman date a woman

No cheating post your lock screen

Always happy to show off fanart of my fic by the lovely @anaeolist.bsky.social

Selfie of me, a white butch with short brown hair, with my head on a pillow. I am looking fondly at a 2.5 inch tall miniature of my girlfriend. She's wearing black jeans and a black t-shirt and has bright red hair. Her hands are on her hips and she's tilting her head towards me.

Taking a Little Nap with Little Diana

Locked Tomb cosplayers Anastasia, John Gaius and Alecto

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Anastasia @ditafyme.bsky.social
Jod @skycaptainhana.bsky.social
📸 @gfxsoulstudios.bsky.social

#thelockedtomb #cosplay #harrowtheninth #gideontheninth #nonatheninth #alectothefirst #johngaius #jod #anastasiathefirst #tlt #tltcosplay

Gideon knight warmup/sketch
#thelockedtomb #tlt #gideonnav #gideontheninth

A little tabletop charcoal grill with two thick steaks nicely seared and three skewers of white mushrooms.

Me and my girlfriend sitting together on my balcony. We're a couple of white people wearing glasses; they have short dark hair and I have long dark hair dyed bright red.

Grillin and chillin

*Cind voice* But what if Cam and Gideon were baseball players.....

A meme with three different ways to say good morning. The first is labeled Gideon and it says in all caps "GOOD MORNING EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT DAY RISE N GRiND" interspersed with emojis of a face with its tongue out, face with sunglasses, fist bumps, fire, and prayer hands. The second is labeled Harrow and Camilla and it says "morning" in all lowercase. The third is labeled Palamedes and it's a graphic of purple flowers and butterflies and it says in flowery script "Good morning Enjoy your day God Bless"

Saving this meme over here on this app now 🙏
Team 69 good morning text

as dungeon master i have put a 140 percent tariff on characters with a tortured past who watched their parents die when a certain monster raided their village and now theyre out for revenge

Mary Oliver says "you do not have to be good." Even now, as I tell that to myself, it's terrifying. If I'm not *good*, what am I?

Joyful
Passionate
Foul mouthed
Messy
Loud
Weird
Gay

Nobody ever gave me permission to be this way. They still won't. I stopped waiting. And I won't beg for it either.

I waited my whole life for permission to be gay. Eventually I realized that no one was ever going to give it to me. No one was coming to save me. The one I'd been waiting for would never come. So I had to become them.

But I kept trying because I thought if I was good enough, someday someone would come tell me, "Congrats! You did it! You are now free to be frivolous and kiss girls." As if they would just fall into my lap.

All my life, I tried really hard to be good. I tried to follow the rules. To be responsible. To make the correct choices. I wasn't very good at it. The harder I tried, the bigger messes I made.

A burlesque routine where a silly butch keeps taking off increasingly dumber tshirts

I only thirst-follow two people on instagram and they have both stopped posting since Trump took office. Never forget what they took from us.

Reblogging myself because wow every time I peel back another layer there's just more closeted gay trauma underneath

Oh my god????? Why are they the best babies everrr

Selfie of me looking at the camera with a soft smirk on my face. I'm wearing a grey v-neck tshirt and my ID badge, and I have a backpack strap across my chest. I have short dark hair and an eyebrow ring and pretty green eyes. I will hold your hand if you need it. Heart emoji

POV: you need a nice soothing butch with pretty eyes to hold your hand while you're getting your blood drawn

digital painting of gideon nav as kiriona gaia from the locked tomb series. She stands facing the right, looking forlorn. Over her short red hair is a wreath of laurel leaves, finger bones, and flowers. She is in a white and silver military uniform with iridescent sash and cloak. Faintly in the background behind her can be seen a skull and a rapier.

the saddest girl in the whole entire world

finished this on marthy's stream last night! been experimenting with visible/textured brushstrokes and it's scary but i think i like the outcome.

#starlingart #art #thelockedtomb

Two years ago, I was staring down the barrel of even 30 more years of life, and it felt so horribly long and grueling. Today I fantasize about having 60 more long years in this world.

I'm not saying everyone should get a divorce and come out of the closet, but....actually, yes I am. Sorry Mom.

Wow how embarrassing 🫣 now she knows how weird I am

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