A cat sits before your face on a bed

Hello yes I would like something excuse me

A gray cat approaches.

Human said her leaving the house and coming back doesn’t mean I get “Dinner: Part II.” What a bitch.

A gray cat has her paw wrapped around a human’s wrist.

This is mine.

A cat relaxes with plushies and a human hand.

Hi guys.

A gray hat on a fuzzy pastel-colored pillow.

A gray cat on a fuzzy black blanket.

PSA: The first one isn’t me.

The face of a cat with gray fur and yellow eyes on a fuzzy black blanket

Human said she couldn’t get my poop to go down the toilet. That it kept “floating back up,” whatever that means.

Hi friend over Rainbow Bridge ❤️🌈

Good one, friend!

A grey cat sits in a small cardboard box just bigger than her.

I’m found this box. Am safe in it.

A gray cat lay against a human on a bed.

Am warm. Am here.

A cat looks out over a coffee table in a living room. On one side of the cat is a CD rack and on the other side is a television. Atop the CD rack are some plushies.

This is game. Are youm ready to play?

Hi friends

A cat takes advantage of two large furry pillows, one pastel and one light gray.

I’m have figured out a way to use both pillows at once. Am smart.

A cat sits atop a coffee table while holding down a receipt with her paws.

I can stare back for as long as you want to keep this going.

A close-up of a cat looking faintly guilty

What?

A cat sleeps on a hat, positioned in a way so the fluffy pom from the hat looks like it’s growing from the cat’s head.

I regret to inform you that I, Theo, am taking absolutely no questions at this time.

Thank you, friend.

Thank you, friend

An iMessage conversation from 2024 in which Human’s late mother defends Theo.

I’m miss Grandhuman always defending me from Human. RIP Grandhuman.

A close-up of a screaming gray cat’s face

Human told me my full legal name is:

First: Theo

Middle: TheoBoBeo

Last: BananaFanaFoFeo

A drink coaster and chewed-off pieces of the coaster are strewn on the rug and floor.

An upside-down close-up of an innocent-looking gray cat.

“tHeO, wE’vE tAlKeD aBoUt ThIs.” - Human

And FURTHERMORE!

(Sound on but I gotta warn you I’m really fierce.)

A gray cat perches atop a table.

My eyes are up here, buddy.

same with mine human

A gray cat on a blanket with a dog plushie and a pineapple plushie on top of her.

A gray cat on a blanket with a dog plushie and a pineapple plushie on top of her.

Do I’m have a legal case?

A gray cat screams

Hurry UP and FEED ME before I call the authorities!!!!

A cat is curled up on a bed featuring blankets, a shawl, pillows and stuffed animals.

Am really enjoying the bed.

A close aerial view of a gray cat eating tuna from a dish.

Noms.

A gray cat looks at you earnestly.

My name is Theo and did somebody say “treat”?

#catsofbluesky

A view of a cat snuggling in bed with her human.

Human says I am her baby and she is going to eat me.