Doctors have halos?

I am dubbing this NYC neighborhood FUTBOL - Fucking Under the Triboro Bridge Overhead Lanes.

Beacon Theatre with Thomas for Tedeschi Trucks

You are challenged to put up a one-word post on LinkedIn that attracts the most attention possible. What is your one word?

so much depends upon
people
having functional empathy glands

fuck your red wheelbarrow

My tauntaun froze before the first marker.

Leading a pointless crusade to put more of these in circulation because most people under 30 think they’re fake. #chaoticgood

I am allowed to sit in my pajamas and slippers on Christmas Eve and listen to The Cars.

Happy Epstein Files Day to all who celebrate. How shall we wag the dog today?
* Armed conflict with Venezuela
* Alien invasion (aliens eat bald eagles and poop fentanyl)
* 600% decrease in affordability
* All of the above

I have a 2013 with the plain ol’ painted-the-same-color-as-the-rest-of-it grille. Does that mean I can’t sneak up on Nazis? (Looks around garage for rattlecan of flat black Rustoleum)

Clean the snow off your car!

No, not you. You’re special.

I’m tired. I’ve been tired of listening to Christmas music since Thanksgiving. I’ve been tired of maxxed out credit since the pandemic. I’ve been tired of structured bullshit weekend activities since I became a parent. But most of all, I’m tired of knowing it’s all just going to get worse.

The rich want us to have a world free of working class art. The only art they want is what they can sell top-down to the masses and art that they can invest in as a speculative market. When the working class creates art they are not generating profit for the capital class and they hate this

Dromedary Herb Grinder from Dromedary Records Dromedary Herb Grinder from Dromedary Records

I will absolutely put a Dromedary Records Herb Grinder (dromedaryrecords.bandcamp.com/merch/dromed...) on my Christmas list (www.giftster.com/list/sdaz0/).

Does all that satyagraha stuff work on people who don’t feel shame? Discuss.

There is no such thing as Cyber Monday anymore. The whole thing was predicated on people shopping online at work where the Internet access was speedy. These days, people have better connections at home than they do at work.

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This is a reminder that if you have a big honkin' turkey, you may need to move it from the freezer to the refrigerator as soon as tomorrow (Saturday).

Who remembers when Katie cried because she had to go see KISS twice?

I will place him in an exalted spot in my office, as a reminder to put a glide in one’s stride and a dip in one’s hip. #MakeMyFunkthePFunk

My swiss cheese was cut by AI. No human cuts the cheese this way.

From White Castle to the Nile.

Experimenting with breakfast sandwiches, part 148. Toasted short hero bread. Four scrambled eggs with fresh garden peppers. Three slices each of bacon and American cheese. Hold the ketchup. Divine.

A box turtle

When you stop using pesticides and herbicides on your property, these dudes come back to hang out.

If Mister Rogers could see you right now, how would he say you’re acting?

Kneel before Zod!

Eep op ork ah-ah.

It’s just been revealed to me that I’ll have to <shudder> return to Costco ahead of when I next expected to need to go to Costco.

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