Those are even douchier looking than the google glasses...

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Why don't you enlighten me. I know the previous gov't set a bunch of targets, and so far as I'm aware they're nowhere close. Where are all the EV infrastructure projects? Where are all the incentives to help make EVs more affordable for Canadians?

What is the government doing to get more EV's on the road? If we can accelerate our reliance on ICE vehicles, fuel prices will come down naturally as demand decreases.

The only time there's a kernel of truth in anything this turd says is when he's denying something. "Israel never talked me into a war with Iran..." translates to "They absolutely talked me into a war with Iran!".

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

What a douchebag.

Pee-Pee to his MPs... Get in losers, we're going losering!

What a fucking retard.

Threads is still a thing???

Get the money out of politics, otherwise nothing changes. Too much vested interest in the status quo and self enrichment.

4 years under Biden to make sure a Trump re-election could never happen and they did nothing. When (if?) the Ds get back in power, I have next to zero confidence they'll do anything to hold the Trump admin to account, and to fix all the legal/constitutional loopholes that led to this mess.

💯 The double-standards are staggering. I always look back at how the D's dealt with Al Franken over what was really nothing, and if it was an R senator in the same situation, do you think they would have reacted the same way... not an f'n chance. The D's should have learned their lesson, but didn't.

UHF not being on this list is criminal!

IN THE DANCE 😤

Ngl, Canada is kinda the best… ❤️ 🍁 🇨🇦

I miss 144 character tweet limits…

10/10. No notes.

Dow and the rest of the markets poppin’ off today… keep an eye on your favourite GOP congresspeople/senators, as well as the Trump extended family. I’m sure there were lots of buy orders yesterday…

Why would you not make Vampire Crawlers available on GP Standard? It’s a budget game that will cost less to buy than it would to upgrade to Ultimate for a month. Weird decision.

Really enjoyed this one as well! One of my handful of completions this year, along with the FF Pixel remaster games. By the end of TCG I was a multi-millionaire… by selling trading cards, who knew! :)

President is mentally unwell. There, fixed your headline for you.

Game Pass Ultimate became too expensive to continue with. Premium was the next best thing.

All 10 of them? Crazy what makes for news these days!

Please be dead, please be dead, please be dead… 🤞🤞🤞

Teens = not okay, insurrectionists = okay... got it.

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This is not a good movie.