I agree with everything there, I think

Had a dream/nightmare last night i was running away from a giant bear but I was Casemiro running like he did to track back last night and I got caught by the bear

Maybe we just need 5-6 players that want to run 100% every match, play for the team rather than themselves. No bluffers

Can you imagine us in the champions league anyway! Good god!

Wouldn’t be thinking it if we won, but, will sort us out better than having players here just for the wage and Europe, they don’t deserve it so should earn it!

Bet it was about up the *rse

Listen to this. 5live commentary on the climax of United’s comeback against Lyon. Art.

Climax alright!

With the record selection and the mirrors reflection I’ll be fucking with myself oh oh

That stick to rugby advert on the overlap does my head in:
“I’m so hard I once chopped off my own leg and used it as a bat in cricket, and then we had no rugby ball for kicking practice so used my head” - “oh you’re hard as hard as mate” Tory twats 😂

Can’t remember the last time I enjoyed a Utd game so much

If the premier league is the “most competitive and entertaining league in the world” then why is the title decided and the the relegation decided in FEBRUARY!

They are elite. Premier league arguably is the best players in the world, only 0.00001%* of people playing football get to that level. I get your point but you should also mine.

*made up percentage but point still stands!

Couldn’t give that after denying maguire earlier

They are elite premier league players. If they need someone else to tell them how to clear from a corner then we might as well fold the club

Shoulda let ruud stay until end of season and bring Amorim in to start fresh in summer. This lots confidence in him/tactics may never come back, even if it is the lazy players at fault our form is so shit

Formation etc nothing to do with defending corners

Dalot shoulda gone off NOT dorgu 🙄

Ah yes of course, he looks nails

Who’s Leon?

but but but Pep isn’t a chequebook manager…

I say we play each outfield player up top from now until the end of the season one game each, see who’s best. Bit of entertainment at least, I think…

Serious sweets you say.

I’ll get my coat…

I thought this too!

Used to love them 98 boots 😍

With you on cauliflower cheese 🤮

Need legs so I’d say it’s either maguire or deligt. Dalot must have nudes of the ownership that must explain why he ALWAYS plays 😂

I don’t think it’s any worse than the reaction to our performance on bsky or Twitter! 😂