Woof. Stars got absolutely hosed on that penalty. Quinn Hughes with a big old flop there.

I can't imagine who this is referring to. Nope. Not at all.

Oh look, Scott Kingery can't play third base. What joy.

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My new life goal is to create an AI tool that mutes the Cubs radio broadcast whenever a certain person is getting ready to laugh at a joke.

You could tell they had to crank the goal song to even be heard over that joint. Holy moly.

It's one game, but man what a fun impulsive decision this has been. What a freaking third period for "my" Sabres.

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MOTHER OF GOD THIS RULES! God I love playoff hockey.

OHHHHHHHH BUFFALO! WHAT A GOAL!

Oh, it's on baby. Let's gooooooo

Am I going to adopt the Sabres as my team for this playoff run? *Cracks open a Labatt Blue* Yes, I think so.

Truth be told, I think it would probably be premature to fire Carlos Mendoza, but pitching to Nico Hoerner with a base open is pretty damn stupid and something a smart manager should not be doing.

Bunch of choke artists. Breathtaking. Really love seeing this movie every G******mn year. So sick of this crap.

Not much else to say. Completely insane he's still in the game. If that were a player acting that way toward an Arsenal player I'd have been apoplectic.

A maddeningly brilliant save and two shots off the post. This is hell.

Yeah this game is about to get ugly in a real hurry. Arsenal is absolutely reeling.

Surely these missed chances won't come back to haunt Arsenal (I have to give credit for the save though). God this team will be the death of me.

There's 70 minutes to go. This game has every chance of becoming slowly stupider.

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Being a soccer fan will forever be one of the stupidest decisions I ever made. On a related note: THEY DON'T ASK HOW THEY ASK HOW MANY

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Boy I've been looking forward to this game all week. All month, even. Can't wait to watch what will surely be a fun and breezy day at the office.

Ah yes. Surely we need more of what we've had the last three seasons. Couldn't possibly go in a better direction.

God that Bayern-PSG semifinal in the Champions League is going to be a barn burner! That Arsenal-Atletico Madrid semifinal is going to make you want to burn out your eyes! Gotta love soccer!

I say it again: if you can watch this and trust Kyle Davidson's vision, you can pay me $100 and I'll just punch you in the stomach repeatedly. About the same experience and you'll save time and money

How on Earth are we in a place where the most obvious exception to this is...the freaking Bears?

Every time I watch a game, all I can think is "there's no way this thing is headed in the right direction, right?*

Would love to hear an argument on why the Blackhawks shouldn't nuke their front office and start over. Unless we're all just cool with consistent mediocrity?

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Live look at Cubs players hitting with runners in scoring position:

How watching a Cubs game has felt the last few days.

They'd miss the lake

It's rare to hear Pat Hughes talking like he wants to suplex an umpire, so I can only imagine how much buffoonery Alan Porter is up to today with his check swing calls.

Boy you can tell these guys are gassed. These are penalties you commit when youre having trouble keeping your skates moving.