How about when spam emails thought we all wanted really bright torches?

I'm not the only person in the world who knows what the holding currency or the petrodollar are, am I?

Imagine waking up and finding out that Andrew isn't 8th in line to the throne any more! Wow, what a day that would be!

Then we could all struggle like we did the previous day, but with the knowledge that someone else has lost his place in a line of succession that makes no difference to any of us!

They can kick Andrew up the bum for all I care. A lot of us in the UK are still curious about how we are going to pay for things.

I’ve never seen any of “Game of Thrones”, but I see stuff like this and if makes me think “is it bin day?”

We all lock our doors and windows to make sure we’re not victims of a home settling.

Remember the classic video game, “Space Settlers”?

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Morrison's are now selling communist suits for toddlers. #PolPotty #HighChairmanMao

Those tiny flies are really, really, annoying. Far less annoying than people from other countries, for example.

Larry Flint once published a joke that hurt Jerry Falwell's feelings. Falwell sued, and Flint spent millions of dollars defending himself in court. It would have been cheaper to pay Falwell off, but it was the principle of the thing.

Disney doesn't have the courage of a two-bit pornographer

The BBC is going full bumlick over Trump's visit to the UK, while he takes down comedians who dissent. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

A grotesque demagogue is in my country. The news is acting like this is a good thing, just because he's got a fancy suit on.

$XAGUSD!

You know that mournful woodwind music that denotes American fulfilment? That can piss off.

"Cast Away", starring Tom Hanks, if it had ended after 2 hours. would have been a brilliant story about depression.

It's all mouse for me now. My TV sits, redundant, in the corner, like the idiot that it is.

When you've abducted one cow, you've abducted them all, I'm saying.

It's a cow: big whoop. Your fellow aliens are going to lose interest.

They did humans for a bit, learning nothing from sticking things up our bottoms. They must be onto squirrels now.

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Wordle is tiny when compared to how The Skull and Bones Club is using Connections to insist upon America.

I'm half way through the new Superman film. So far, I'm impressed by the fact that it assumes that you know who Superman is.

I've started the second season of "America's Sweethearts" and I'm still fascinated about why they go through it.

My current working hypothesis is that it's the female version of joining the SAS.

I've learned how to be an "America's Got Talent" judge from the best that there is: Howie Mandel.

"You sang that you wanted love, well tonight, America LOVES you!"

"Your song asked questions, but tonight, the answer is YES"

"You sang about your cock falling off, but tonight, it STAYED ON!"

Chris O'Dowd has been in "The IT Crowd", a Christopher Guest film, "Black Mirror" and "The Twilight Zone".

That's a bloody Grand Slam.

I've had something that felt like COVID for a few days. The whole thing - fever, dizziness, runny nose, painful coughing, sneezing, a new high for the tissue industry - the lot.

It only lasted a few days. I just wanted to pass that on in case anyone else is getting started with it.

The US Dollar is up on news that the US President's mouth is shut.

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I will NEVER do politics here.

I enjoyed this film recently where a group of world leaders were made to take turns to slurp on the twisted sausage of a madman.

It's obviously not real, because how could it be.

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I joined LinkedIn a few years ago and then forgot about it.

I keep getting emails every couple of days with the subject "You're on a roll on LinkedIn!"

I've never met a website with such low standards in my life.

Oh my. People are buying USD.

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