Hmmm

"Hal... it's about cats" is one of the greatest line readings of all time btw

My GOAT

Is anyone thinking about @pschlarm.bsky.social right now?

@evanthomas.nyc well

My dad wrote to Oliver last night to tease him about the loss to the Twins

Captain America I fear

We will never have poets like the black eyed peas again

Play Pokémon and get bred

I promise I will be back

I made it out literally just in time omfg

See this is probably the right answer but I sometimes wake up and forget which is the correct one even tho I never rent cars anymore

Does anyone else wake up in the middle of the night and worry that you can’t remember if you’re supposed to pay for the tank of gas for a rental or do it yourself when you bring it back?

This part was for you specifically

Deborah Vance

Hacks was like - what if we made the greatest show of all time - and then they did

By capital one

We love them both

James everyone has a crush on you are we all going to bed too

Mid 2000s meanwhile we’re all in college or entering the workforce

The reason gay men love the pitt is the women slay and the men should just kiss [have anal sex together]

You are so young 😭

Or in the back

Whitaker is the clock twink of the Pitt

The Pitt winning another Emmy wowwwwwwwww

New York Road Runners Official Race Results I just completed a NYRR race. See my official results here.

And 2023 was faster results.nyrr.org/runner/103/r...

Jk I did from 25m! Insane!

New York Road Runners Official Race Results I just completed a NYRR race. See my official results here.

So Obiri did it in 6:05 in New York right? results.nyrr.org/runner/102/r...

Who

Do not take a week off and then start emailing your direct reports on Sunday before work - and if you are going to - schedule send that shit