"Vrabel derves to get laid just like the rest of us," the NFL said. "Plus she's pretty hot," they continued.

The Russ Vought hearing is starting now. It's the first time Vought has testified before Congress since his confirmation hearings, so it's the first time Congress will be able to question him about the onslaught of illegal budgetary actions he has undertaken. I'll be posting in this thread.

Can you teleport that porcupine off your face?

what the church doesn’t want you to know is that jesus was hanging upside like a bat while he was in the tomb

Pass big tax cuts for the rich, slash health care spending, let polluters set environmental/energy policy, start a pointless war in the Middle East.

What feels like loss might actually be your dick making space. It’s not trying to take something from you, it’s preparing something better for you.

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Cool country where you’re left asking whether a joint chief of staff was forced out because he opposed a disastrous ground invasion of Iran or because he opposed a Blackhawk hovering over Kid Rock’s pool.

BREAKING: Trump Administration Orders Dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service The headquarters is going to Utah. Every regional office is being shuttered. The research program is being destroyed.

For far too long this country has been a laughingstock for our vast forests and their utter lack of parking spots. No longer.

I think its imperative for every D candidate to make such a public declaration promising to protect vulnerable communities.

Protester at No Kings San Diego with a sign that reads “Our best hope is that Trump takes RFK’s medical advice”

“Our best hope is that Trump takes RFK’s medical advice”

I do not claim any special level of expertise on this subject, just... As I thought the idea of refueling tankers was to allow long-distance missions, I am puzzled why we have them on the ground in Saudi Arabia while we are excursioning with Iran, which is just across the way.

Paying Our Great Transportation Security Administration Officers and Employees MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY THE DIRECTOR OF THE OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET SUBJECT:       Paying

1/2 This memo identifies absolutely no source of legal authority for paying TSA. It does not point to an appropriation that is available for this purpose, nor does it point to any legal authority to transfer some other appropriation to TSA. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Good thing for Trump that whether something is legal doesn't matter anymore, because this here, this isn't legal.

This is Trump violating the Antideficiency Act (there is no statute that gives the power to pay TSA agents in an emergency) so Senate Republicans can take a two-week vacation

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncov...

Pay your workers and we'll think about it.

If you were to show up at an airport in a tactical vest that said ICE on it and a temporary Punisher tattoo you get from a gumball machine you could do some real bad shit right now. Granted you'd have to cosplay as a guy with a lobotomy who can't do a pushup.

I think we should offer Trump exactly as much grace as he offers everyone else

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

By Maxine Joselow Reporting by Washington Post Article linked below

This is insane.

A smoke detector that says in a soothing Cate Blanchett voice "I require a new 9-volt battery, please" and only during daylight hours

Vance was ‘skeptical’ voice in White House on Iran strikes White House officials revealed that the vice president made his opposition known in the leadup.

Look who's having his underlings "leak" to reporters that he was never on board with this whole Iran war in the first place

www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

It’s not just the death of expertise, as Tom Nichols wrote, it’s the rise of utter, destructive morons

Um, yep, this says what needs to be said.

A woman dressed in black

Qatar Minster of education Lolwah bint Rashid Al Khater to the US: “…we just need you to leave us alone. To stop igniting wars so that weapons’ companies can make more money. We need you to Stop Bombing Schools, to stop trafficking and raping little kids.”

Weird chart. What happened in 2025 in the US? Did political leadership change and then start systematically dismantling education, science, health care, and government, levying arbitrary tariffs, randomly attacking major US cities, and destroying the economy?

Just asking.

it's been a while since somebody did a game theory post that was so bad we immediately mocked them into the sun

Image of fake newspaper headline "here's why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences rich assholes" by some rich asshole.