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I was set to make homemade vodka sauce and pasta tonight, but no vodka in the house and Mississippi’s Sunday liquor laws mean all the stores are closed. I’m tempted to knock on neighbor’s doors for 3 tbsp of vodka, but knowing my luck, they’d all end up being past students.

girls don't want DMs they want handwritten flirty notes delivered via dumbwaiter

#romancelandia

But thx for always being a pal <3

Oh I am so good bb, jobs in my career just open up **at the last second** but I’m not worried about getting one! I just don’t know where!

It’s so bananas having absolutely no idea where I will live next year as someone who’s had the last fifteen years of their life planned to a T.

Omg

Stacey Sobelman staceysobelman ICE is offering a $45,000 SIGNING BONUS plus $100,000 starting salary. I make $55,000 as a teacher in my 8th year with a Masters. It was never true that wE dOn'T hAvE eNoUgH mOnEy to pay teachers more. It was always intentional. Education has been INTENTIONALLY defunded for decades because an educated populous is a threat to power. Read the books. Do the work. They are TERRIFIED of education.

Me too (ish)

Dark matter is sooooooo good and I’m gonna bookmark The Terror to read now

finale crowd shot from SGDQ2025

🏁TIME🏁#SGDQ2025 has raised a total amount of $2,436,614 for @doctorswithoutborders.org!!

Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support. 💙

See you at #AGDQ2026!!!

Forgot about the whole Celsius system so when I told the receptionist it was 110 when I left for my flight she probably assumed I came from the pits of hell.

Tired: "call your local congressman and calmly yet firmly explain why they should reconsider."

Wired:

Lagiacrus my beloved

*slams fists* CAPCOM SPOTLIGHT

Gave jo a little yogurt treat and helped former students navigate applying for internships. I can’t fix the world but I can control being kind to those around me.

Jojo, a corgi, runs towards the camera with a tennis ball in his mouth.

Happy birthday, you lil goober.

An update

What if I made gochujang cookies today

Listen I’m really grateful for the opportunities I’ve had to attend conferences and events everywhere but I’ve only slept in my own bed twice in the last three weeks and I am so tired of networking

Inject it directly into my veins

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Genius, so functional for minimal packing requirements

🥰

You know how cool @miss0amerika.bsky.social is?

She's getting sent to Australia as a representative of the American Accounting Association for the AFANZ doctoral symposium.

That's pretty cool, if you ask me!

She stopped screaming that’s PROGRESS

A photo of a fluffy cat looking at the camera

Pretty lady

I rarely ever have time to post bc I’m out living exactly what I want to do but here’s a friendly reminder that I hope you get to do what makes you happiest too xoxo

AND I HOPE IT’S SHITTY IN THE BLACK DOG 🤍

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork