All Kev posts are good, but this was good even relative to other Kev posts

They may not consider Catholics in the Middle East to real Christians, but at least they can still recognize a statue of Jesus

Damn that's a good one

Bishop Barron: Great and Honorable Leader, just wanted to check in and make sure you looked over that Just War checklist I sent over?

Trump: no one else has ever been able to check every single box, but I did. The first to ever do it. They're calling it the most just war ever.

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Beautiful

I could really go for some fries from Del Taco right now. Real ones know.

Today's gospel is one of my favorites

You probably could be! You do a great job communicating your ideas. The only downside is that you'd have to talk about the dragon game.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Gavin this post has me worried that you don't know what sex is

[Benoit Blanc voice] “So this… Jarjar Binks character”

I think the term people don't seem to understand is what it means to "wage" war

Shit, Garret Anderson died. One of my favorite baseball players ever. RIP 🙏

Always follow the Mena Corollary

Today has kind of sucked and I'm closing in on having been awake for 24 hours

Veni vidi edi

My answer is always that I would wear a new pair of socks every day

This is the first time Mike Johnson has ever been aware of anything that's going on in the world

Haven't been able to play much the past few days but finally had some time to finish my push to Master Ball in Pokémon Champions

I converted into the Conservative Catholic Industrial Complex and had to break free

I often find myself wanting to #NotAllConverts but for many years after my conversion I was just as bad, so

I must admit that one tiny bit of AI I would appreciate in my writing software would be hotkey to generate a random name, or auto replace [Coworker] with an appropriate name.

I truly hate names. Nothing slows me down like names. I need to just not have to think about them at all.

Most people are pretty comfortable with this in every aspect of the game except in combat! How do you determine who goes first in a conversation?

An image of Neil banging out the tunes.

Happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all those who celebrate.

I'm trying to tune the numbers correctly for a thing I'm writing and it's so hard to deal with realistic population figures. It's easy to say "oh, only 0.05% of the population is X" but then you realize that's still ~170k people in the US alone.

AI continues to impress

I think it's pretty magnanimous of Trump to heal Jon Stewart after how critical he's been