Maybe the teleportation was caused by the Witches of Monterey!

At the same time, we need to celebrate the much greater number of dedicated, hard-working, ethical civil servants who do the thankless and anonymous work that keeps our country functioning.

Boldog Névnapot! Hungarians celebrate name days but I’ve never heard of another culture that does.

Poor Christian’s, victimized by an inquisition run by pink haired lesbian vegans in the basement of the local community garden co-op.

Native Americans would approve.

Because the media is being severely censored by social media algorithms and by legacy media, all of which are owned by the right-wing billionaire class.

The number one thing I want from Democrats is to finally punch back.

Trump’s crisis is greater than anything anyone has ever seen!

Why not test men and ban those with ‘excessive’ testosterone, whatever they decide that is?

No 4 year degree is worth 400 K. Talented students should look to their local state school honor’s colleges. You‘ll get a great education for a fraction of the price.

Peter Thiel calls us useless eaters and parasites and wants to kill us all and grind our bodies up for biofuel.

Earlier today, Trump told us that we can’t have childcare, Medicare, or Medicaid because we have to spend all our money on the military. I’m sure Americans are all down for that. Getting nothing for our tax money but endless wars.

America is way too misogynistic to elect a woman. Maybe in 50-100 years.

Remember when the media kept criticizing Biden for being boring? We could all use some of that boredom now.

Aren’t they made of plastic or fiberglass?

My 20 yr old base model Subaru Outback can pass these things going uphill like they’re standing still. So, no.

We need to rename all those streets for Dolores Huerta.

And the media pilloried Biden for it but will give Trump a pass, as always.

Remember when the media made a huge week long deal out of Biden referring to the French president by a previous president’s name before correcting himself? The countless articles about his age and fitness? Any bets as to how many references to this far, far worse mistake were going to hear?

Viagra is far more dangerous so maybe Hawley should advocate for banning it too.

Chronic pain patients like me safely use kratom to treat constant, relentless pain. Pain care through doctors is inaccessible, expensive, and basically useless. Now you want to leave us to suffer as we continue to pay for other people’s mistakes. You really don’t give a damn about us, do you?

No way Trump wrote this. The punctuation is correct and it uses complete sentences.

My favorite episode is Jose Chung’s from outer space. Alex Trebeck makes a cameo. As does Jesse Ventura.

Karaoke, accompanied with a burning bush or two. Would definitely be a ratings hit!

He needs to stay away from windows!

You forgot to ask about Elvis!

Through rape.

The people who ‘ended up’ at the fundraisers and island but didn’t engage in the crimes enabled the criminals because they ignored the rumors and looked past all the suspicious activity. The enablers are the reason this behavior is rampant in our society!

A country for Scotts only. Everyone named something other than Scott needs to be deported. Got it.

Little known fact: The Rock lived on a boat with Elvis for a season or two.