We've tried that, but (legal) call recording has a notification & time-delay that extends long enough to cover the greeting.
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it can't be the sex. surely no sex is good enough to put up with this? why.
as someone married to a man who is not useless, it astounds me that some women are willing to put up with these men when there are many men out there who are perfectly normal adults. and yet i have watched a series of women put up with my own useless father for years. why. i do not understand.
Don’t let this fly under the radar: the Trump administration wants to kick ~6 million more people off of food assistance programs, including nearly 2 million children.
That would save just $1 billion a year, while Trump spends upwards of $1 billion per *day* on his new forever war.
Priorities.
That does seem like it would work better as to sound quality; I'll see if one of my sibs can give it a try.
Honestly, I don't know why this isn't easy to do.
My mother passed away recently, and my siblings & I would like a permanent copy of her voicemail greeting, the one you get when you call her. I'm apparently googling the wrong things to find out how to do this. She had an iPhone, we have the passcode. Help?
Social movement scholar here again. So, why protest?
Nihilists were out yesterday arguing that "protests don't do anything."
A short 🧵:
korean bbq maggi noodles, fried egg, and uzbek carrot salad is totally a healthy lunch what are you talking about
1. The largest medical organization in the United States, the American Medical Association, has reaffirmed that gender affirming care for trans youth is medically necessary.
It disavowed the New York Times reporting.
Incredible development for trans youth.
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let's say you take a walk each night. one night while you're out, you see a corner of your neighbor's home burst into flame. no one else is around; you don't know if the homeowners are in. you can act--call 911, pound on the door, shout to wake them in case they're asleep--and you SHOULD act. why? 🧵
Quote this with your most "I wrote this for me, but you can read it if you want to" fic:
There are a couple of contenders, but the one that is essentially about the 1995 Newsweek bisexuality cover story is pretty damn high up there.
archiveofourown.org/works/61844080
Bei Mir Bist Du Shoen, which also still gets comments regularly despite being over a decade old. I love that people love it. I love it. It's a fun story.
archiveofourown.org/works/1962816
I feel like professional hockey commentators should know better, I'll be real
Only in silence the word,
Only in dark the light,
Only in dying life:
Bright the hawk's flight
On the empty sky.
who the fuck is commentating this pens-bruins game and just pronounced Worcester, MA as "Whor-chester"
“And the aliens are wonderfully alien but they still feel like people, and the ideas are wonderful and build on each other logically until a T-rex is eating Pavarotti in Central Park and it makes perfect sense and even feels somewhat inevitable,” says [ @tkingfisher.com ].
“Dolly Parton Children’s Hospital did not share how much Parton donated as part of the naming announcement. But Matt Schaefer, its president and CEO, said her support would ensure ‘every child who walks through our doors receives the treatment they deserve.’”
GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON
I was radicalized by a kind elderly Presbyterian minister in a brightly colored cardigan who played with puppets and told me that people could like me exactly as I am and that everyone is different and that's great and we should like them exactly as THEY are.
Five corporations control 90% of the US media market.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
The evidence of corporate consolidation is everywhere.
It means more power for them and less freedom for you.
I have always liked asparagus but fresh picked asparagus out of the garden is entirely different and puts any previous asparagus to shame.
Hey, I wonder how the Kyle MacLachlan AMA is goi-
I couldn't justify that one to myself but I did manage to justify the debbie harry sweatshirt with the grommets because it was cold out.
The ICE surge in Minnesota isn’t over — it just moved outside of the Metro.
ICE agents are still terrorizing innocent people in the suburbs. They’re targeting bus stops and hospitals and parks and being more deceptive than ever.
This isn’t over until ICE is out of the ENTIRE state.
You are a woman who plays hockey. You just won the Olympic gold medal. Your national head of state just demeaned you in the most sexist of ways. A music legend invites you to a celebration with him, instead of with the loser guy who just dissed you and your teammates. What would you do? YEAH, BOYYYY
same. I'm wearing wildfang right now, and i mix it with less edgy pieces for work. a wardrobe of plain work basics from Nordstrom Rack with makeup/hair/jewelry/accessories providing the vibe is my go-to, and wildfang is often on deck for a cool print button-down underneath a black suit.
NEWS: The WNBA informed its teams and the Women’s National Basketball Players Association on Monday that if there isn’t a term sheet in place for the new CBA by March 10, the 2026 season will be impacted, multiple sources told Sabreena Merchant.
When it's about hating trans people, these motherfuckers can't shut up about how much they care about women's sports.
When it's about women winning a gold medal in hockey, though, it's fun to insult them and act like only men matter.