For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them

Ronald McDonald has never once denounced terrorism

The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."

FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."

hmm

we love that brands are having fun today don't we folks

MLB scoreboard of Pirates vs Mets that reads P: 0 NY: 0 or could be seen as “Ponyo” (LET’S GO METS!!!)

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

I sometimes remember the last day in 2016 that twitter was good so fondly

cop: know why I pulled you over?

me: *sliding off of elephant* zoo wants its elephant back?

cop: *nodding* the zoo wants its elephant back

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas

MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

absolutely throwing a fit

my kid just enacted a play between two pieces of macaroni he was eating

macaroni 1: you dead in there?
macaroni 2: yes.

purge

bsky.app/profile/very...

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest

Lmao remember the Metaverse

I Weakened The Tide, But More Remained

My album is out now, I put a lot of myself into it so I would be very grateful if you gave it a listen. And also if you like that kind of spacey shoegaze sound then maybe you'll just actually like it :)

open.spotify.com/album/4p51Wp...

A+

a friend was at a party with some of the guys from relient k recently and said they had all really done the work and that the lead guy was nothing but apologies for mood rings

I’m part of a growing community of people reminding @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social to record new numbers today. @cbbworld.bsky.social

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise

YOU SWITCHED THE SAMPLES, Charlie Brown

I actually think “Widows” is one of my all-time favorite movies.

buttered toast with jam heats and chars bread under churned milk and fruit preserves

makes it hit home even harder seeing my neighborhood target in this thumbnail

it was my guess at first but they talked me out of it and then just BAM

love those Steve and Spielberg movies with Harris and Ford

wait is this in reference to the movie

finally someone says what we’re all feeling