I am going to go to jail for punching the next person who tells me or a loved one that 'you scrub up well' in their mouth.

Rizz has made it to common parlance. That's enough society for me.

I'm a qualified medical doctor, and my task today Is to change people's minds about autism and vaccines... better wear a bow tie and look like I never wash my fucking hair and be as smug as possible. That ought to do it.

Drugs are awesome.

Not only do we have to hear about Elon Musk relentlessly, we'll be hearing about his brood of kids for the foreseeable future. Where's an extinction level event when you need one?

Big ups to Ebeneezer Scrooge for managing to fall asleep again after being visited and awoken by two other ghosts first, knowing that another is definitely coming along. I wish I had that sleep dedication.

I'm in my early 40s. I was in touch with three people from school. My best friend from there, whom I was still in touch with from time to time, just killed himself. My other two closest friends from school is now a grandfather, and the other refuses to vaccinate his kids. Weird weekend.

Before too long we'll get a 'new' Pope, who will be a virgin in his 70s.

Maybe I don't want to learn about A.I. because only dickheads espouse using it.

Worrying signs for BlueSky - the IG model types who sent messages to me asking for money are now all deleted accounts.

Monday. Again. Have some weekend mushrooms.

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Imgur. About 90% of the internet, and about 90% of each one is screenshots of the others. I hope that in time Bluesky can become the fifth.

I've been busy, happy new year everyone. Just checking in to check my mail.... and realise that BlueSky moderation hasn't stopped me getting messages from prostitutes. OK, see you all in March

Without trying at all, I keep getting messages from dominatrixes and IG models. I'm impressed they managed to find me.

Really regretting not watching Sliding Doors last night. If only I had...

I'm somewhere moderately cold in #Japan - working! If you'll believe it. Today it's about -2C outside, and about 35C inside. Why is it so hot inside? What's happening here? How do people dress for this??

The worst part of the The Northman isn't the fight on lava, or Anya Taylor-Joy's accent. It's Nicole Kidman trying to deliver a rousing, movie-plot-changing speech with a face immovable from botox. What the hell.

Exactly.

A FRIEND of mine posted 'it's nice to walk barefoot and feel close to nature' but she's wearing socks and is walking on a paved sidewalk. Gah!

A hello from Japan, where I admired this fellow.

I watched 'Copycat' from 1995 yesterday. It's a hell of a time capsule. A character is called gay because he eats tempura prawns, and is laughed at for knowing how computers work. Also, Sigourney Weaver is hung from a wire at least 4 times despite being a crippling agoraphobic. #90s #movies

Weirdest scene in 'A matter of Life and Death':

Old man on plane, about to crash, talks to younger woman on the radio.

He says 'It's a shame I'm going to die, otherwise we'd have a great family.'

Proceeds to discuss fictional family.

I read about the Odyssey movie, thinking it was going to be based on Madeline Miller's (excellent!) Circe. I was disappointed to learn that Instead it'll be Christopher Nolan making a four hour movie where Timothee Chalomet will play Ares while music is louder than any speech.
oh and merry xmas

It's the very depths of winter for anyone in the northern hemisphere. It's also one of the worst days for human rights, world-wide. It's easy to feel sad in the weather

If you know someone who may be struggling at this time of year, contact them. It might make a HUGE difference.

#Christmas

It's that time of the year again. Venture Bros cocktails tonight. Going to enjoy a couple of Frankenstein's as soon as it's noon. #Merryholidays,fuckers.

Hey Blueskyers. It's #MandrillMonday - so, tell us all, how swollen and red is your arse? How do you keep your nose so blue? Eaten any good invertebrates in the last week?

'I never saw the Muppets Christmas Carol, but I saw the Sesame Street it bought me.' - Michael Caine (probably).

There's a strong chance 2025 sucks a bunch. You have permission to take a breather and choose your battles. Burning yourself out over-analysing everything, say, Trump or Musk say isn't going to do anyone any good. Be kind to yourself, and take a break - they'll still be here when you get back :S

Is going to be in Korea for a few days. Including #Christmas I'm polite and a good eater. Anyone in either Suwon or Seoul please let me know!

Here's a genuine picture of Godzilla in a santa hat dishing out gifts to children who must now be in their 60s at least. #godzilla #christmas