This led me to google Slim Jim's parent company and if this isn't the saddest "portfolio of products everyone kind of knows but doesn't feel strongly about one way or the other" I've ever seen...

Slim Jim's are so inconsistent in quality for like, a big corporate junk food. Like sometimes you get a Slim Jim that's just like, especially dry or especially wet? And it's not just like, a freshness thing. Like you buy one of those boxes of the lil' ones and each one is a different adventure.

LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOO SIS

Frasier Tactics logo

Native has done horrible things to my skin. It's one of a hundred thousand "product run like a tech company" clean website products that is just like, complete and utter ass.

Yeah that ban was complete horseshit.

This post is worse than 2002's Cube 2: Hypercube.

Partially inspired by renewed excitement for Squid Game, I decided what I'd like my new years resolution to be this year.

This year, I will strive to absorb as much "death game" fiction as possible, and rate each as better or worse than 2002's Cube 2: Hypercube.

i am the problem

my wife, growing increasingly frustrated as I repeatedly mutter in increasing volume "whats the biz, with pizz?" in Seinfeld voice while pissing in the bathroom, feet from office door.

Plastic Man fooling absolutely nobody

If we're counting anime it's probably honestly Dragon Ball. If we're strictly looking at western releases it's a little harder, but probably TMNT.

papers, please theme plays as you pay to gaze upon hunky furry

+respect

you shouldn't make fun of people online for smelling bad because while u may just be trying to target that mean person who smells bad who you are really hitting is the innocent bystander in your follows who smells bad 😞😞

eatin' those DAWGS

░P░U░S░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░O░X░

I'm working through Like a Dragon Gaiden trying to catch up to Infinite Wealth and hoo boy if you care about side stuff they sure do just hand it all to you in Chapter 3 huh?

7 Final Fantasies? I don’t know, call me skeptical

I've been here forever but now that it's open maybe it's time to start posting??

makeup so pretty 😲

apostrophe....

🎉🎉🎉

sinking 200 dollars to get Gut's sword so I can finally start the game

possum

@brendanalbetski.bsky.social brought my beloved WoL to life!!🥲 Isn't she beautiful?

its absolutely fucking tragic how much more confident I am in my most uncomfortable bras. its simply not fair.

I still can't believe Fallout Boy wrote the line "Barbenheimer, Andrew Tate / Someone stole Seth Greens ape" in their We Didn't Start The Fire parody.

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.