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Name an actor or actress whose movies you'll watch because they are in them 🎬

James Spader

7 months ago 11 1 10 0

didn’t like the sound of winter’s name in his dank mouth

11 months ago 1 0 1 0

he fucking sucks. sorry i tapped out and blocked his ass

11 months ago 1 0 1 0

@imwintersmom.bsky.social ok it’s time to come get your girl here, no excuse for bringing the children’s into, just bc you have small dick energy and you’re sad about it 🙅🏼

11 months ago 1 0 1 0

ha! good one. fucko.

11 months ago 1 0 0 0
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a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a green birdhouse . Alt: peewee herman, who was twice the man this fuckaas bitch could dream of being, is saying: i know you are but what am i
11 months ago 0 0 0 0

how do you “dome” butt hurt bitches again? asking for a friend.

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

there’s no defense for being a fuckaas bitch imo

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

now now. don’t be bringing the children into your silly little internet fight, hoosier.

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

liking a tv show doesn’t make you a misogynist, but your replies absolutely do

11 months ago 1 0 1 0
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heyo!

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Captain Kirk, but from Boston Legal, in a nice suit, looking a bit constipated. Closed caption reads, "We need to go to the woods and touch ourselves."

Captain Kirk, but from Boston Legal, in a nice suit, looking a bit constipated. Closed caption reads, "We need to go to the woods and touch ourselves."

1 year ago 1419 202 36 18

This was the best season of Star Trek

1 year ago 6 1 0 0

You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?

1 year ago 2 1 1 0

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

1 year ago 2 1 0 0
Alan Shore in a black cowboy hat, sunglasses and a plaid shirt relaxing in a deck chair saying “All reality. None of it scripted”.

Alan Shore in a black cowboy hat, sunglasses and a plaid shirt relaxing in a deck chair saying “All reality. None of it scripted”.

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Alan Shore in a suit and tie in a courtroom saying “Oh, my goodness.”

Alan Shore in a suit and tie in a courtroom saying “Oh, my goodness.”

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Alan Shore seated at a table with his palms resting, relaxed says “And then let’s go beat our arch rivals, whoever they are.”

Alan Shore seated at a table with his palms resting, relaxed says “And then let’s go beat our arch rivals, whoever they are.”

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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I’m rewatching Boston Legal & they’re litigating political bias in the media. It’s so relevant even though it’s almost 20 years old. Also I want to come back in my next life as Alan Shore. #bostonlegal

1 year ago 2 1 1 0
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Alan Shore in a cowboy hat, sunglasses and a plaid shirt relaxing in a deck chair saying “All reality. None of it scripted”.

Alan Shore in a cowboy hat, sunglasses and a plaid shirt relaxing in a deck chair saying “All reality. None of it scripted”.

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Alan Shore doing one of his long closings that Denny hates, saying “a soupçon de passion” as he makes a swirly gesture in the air.

Alan Shore doing one of his long closings that Denny hates, saying “a soupçon de passion” as he makes a swirly gesture in the air.

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Alan Shore in a suit across from Shirley Schmidt saying “that would certainly make me happy”.

Alan Shore in a suit across from Shirley Schmidt saying “that would certainly make me happy”.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

just keeping it handsome 🤠

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I feel the same way about meditation, lol

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

was this written by my daughter, from the future? Lol

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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Alan is dressed in a suit and is standing at Denny’s bedside trying to coax Denny out of bed by reminding him "It’s hump day, your favourite day".

Alan is dressed in a suit and is standing at Denny’s bedside trying to coax Denny out of bed by reminding him "It’s hump day, your favourite day".


though, so far it’s been more "day" than "hump" 😒

#tvsky

1 year ago 3 1 0 0

you knew what she meant, no?

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
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