Are there rules for including those "sexy dice" in a game of D&D? ...and no, I don't mean using them in a bedroom scene - I want to use them in combat.

a man with a watch on his wrist is covering his mouth ALT: a man with a watch on his wrist is covering his mouth

The dangers of posting furry shit when your high school friends are here too lmao

What's a friend if you can't even make out with them?

At 42 I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. The best answer I keep landing on is "a silly goose"

Why are gay people always smiling? Because they can't keep a straight face.

Only computer programmers know the REAL reason why some people call themselves "alpha males"

When a lesbian challenges you to a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors - Throw Rock to win every time.

Controversial opinion: Lesbians don't know how cook, they just eat out.

Today's comic, titled Demisexual is by Scribble Toons. It's drawn with anthropomorphic characters (who start the comic out naked!). There’s a brown-tan rabbit and a gray-looking cat. Both characters have penises. The scenario takes place in a Woodland Village, set during autumn, it’s a beautiful, warm, and playful setting. Rabbit - ‘OK! I need a break. That was amazing.’ The two of them ’Flomp’ onto their backs in a bed. Rabbit - ‘I don’t know how you do it, but it’s always incredible with you.’ Cat - ‘Oh, thank you. That means a lot.’ Rabbit - ‘It’s funny though I’ve always found sex really awkward until we did it.’ Cat smirks back - ‘Well! I am a fantastic lover!’ We are shown the view outside of the room, a little bird sits on a branch looking back as the conversation continues. Cat - ‘But, maybe the others weren't right for you? Or didn’t listen properly?’ Rabbit - ‘No, they were fine. It should’ve been good. But it was like something was missing. A spark… Or magic! Something I feel with you.’

Cat gives Rabbit a quick little kiss before pushing them back on their back Cat - ‘You said the others were all short relationships, right?’ Rabbit - ‘Oh yeah. We tried to get right to it. Not like us.’ Cat’s eyes open wide as they continue to listen Rabbit - ‘We were friends for a long time before getting intimate. I feel like we’ve got a real emotional… connection.’ Cat - ‘Are you, Demi!?’ Rabbit grins, and waves their hand - ‘Pfffft! Oh sure! Demons are super hot! Vampires, however…’ Cat interrupts with a smirk - ‘What!? No! Demi! As in Demisexual!’ Cat spreads their arms wide, and behind them the universe expands Cat - ‘Demisexual means someone who needs a strong emotional connection to feel sexual attraction. Which kind of sounds a bit like you there.’ Rabbit, sits up in interest - ‘Oh wow. That does sound a bit like me!’ Cat - ‘Right!’ Cat poops their nose against rabbit, who blushes Cat - ‘But, all this talk of demons in the like…’

Cat starts to kiss Rabbit’s, chest and over the next few panels starts to lower their head, as they start to reinitiate sexual play. Cat - ‘… I might be ready to go again’ Rabbit grin but also looks away tentatively - ‘What…? Ah! Me too, Hah. But, aaah. First… Maybe you could tell me more?’ Cat - ‘You want me to talk dirty to you? ‘ Rabbit - ‘Ha ha no! I mean about this Demisexual thing!’ Cat whips up their head - ‘Oh, shoot! For sure!’ Cat throws pants at rabbit that hits them in the face. Cat - ‘Put your pants back on, we’re going for a walk!’ The two of them are now outside in the woods clothed. Cat is spreading their arms wide to show off the environment as the two of them hold hands. Cat - ‘All around us is a forest and sexuality is a lot like a forest. Under the canopy, it’s got hundreds of different types of labels for his nuances.’ We see a ladybug on a leaf. Cat continues - ‘Just like our trees and plants, some are linked, some re similar, some unique! Demisexuality is like a branch attached to the asexuality tree. See how it moves by itself in the breeze? Demi is a bit like that. Moving in its own way. Cat wraps their hand around Rabbit and walks them to the front of a giant tree, whos trunk dwarfs the couple. Cat - ‘You see, Demisexual folk do feel sexual attraction, but only once an emotional bond has formed.’

The camera focus is back in on the pair. Rabbit holds the side of their head as cat grins back at them. Rabbit - ‘Oooh! That makes sense. I can see the similarities.’ Cat - ‘yeah?’ Over two panels, Cat walks up to a tea place built into the side of a tree. Lots of little woodland creatures are hanging out nearby. Cat buys some tea from a skunk. As Cat comes back to Rabbit, Rabbit has a mildly sad look about them. Rabbit - ‘Now that I think about it, experiencing sexual attraction has always been a bit… alien.’ Rabbit looks away in thought - ‘Even around folk, I knew were sexually attractive. I’ve felt neutral toward them. Empty…’ We are shown a flashback of Rabbit, hangout with friends, looking at a deer who flits across the page, Rabbits, friend, looks like a wolf. Wolf - ‘You gonna make a move on her?’ An open-eyed rabbit replies - ‘Eh? No. I’m not feeling it.’ Wolf - ‘What!? You’re joking! She’s giving off vibes!’ Back in the present, Rabbit continues - ‘And when I try to make it work with someone new… Well… It wouldn’t.’ We’re shown another flashback, this time rabbit is being sexually intimate with a cute badger, Badger is giving Rabbit a hand job as Rabbit Sweats and looks away. Badger - ‘Come whenever you want.’ Rabbit - ‘It doesn’t usually take this long.’ Badger - ‘Just relax. It’ll feel better. ‘ We snap back from the flashback to Cat holding their tea, as they pass a second tea to Rabbit Cat - ‘But you feel different with me?’

Yes, demons are sexy, but demisexuality is actually the name for feeling sexual desire only ✨after✨ developing an emotional connection with someone, as @scribbletoons.bsky.social explains in this comic from our archive. 1/2
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Do gay men even own laundry machines? It's always "Mmm, I've got a massive load. Come and take my load".... Go to the fucking laundry mat.

know your audience Sylvain... #FE3H

As Basttie continues to show their stuff and grow their discography I'm looking forward to hearing similar solo work from Boreum, Dir & Kkami.

For Shinnyong's cover of "Hyeseong", It feels very true to the original by Younha. The excitement in the words explode from both versions. However, Shinnyong does a much better job at emphasizing the strength in the lyrics especially around the bridge.

I'll have to say the similar is true with "Christmas Song" covered by Amber. The Back Number original, though well produced and full of emotion, brings such a melancholic feeling while Amber's cover is more in tune with the joy on sharing the holidays with family and friends.

I've been listening to "Pretty U" covered by @basttie.bsky.social on my daily playlist pretty consistently and finally took the opportunity to listen to the original by Seventeen. The original was so staccato and over produced. Basttie did SUCH a better job with the musicality.

3x5' Union Slogan Banner "Disloyal Men" Flag 3x5' Durable All-Weather Nylon Digitally printed, single-reverse with four rows reinforced stitching for durability Canvas header & brass grommet attachment Made in USA

If people these days are so insistent on flying the confederate flag, can we bring back US Civil War terminology like calling people "Copperheads" for enemies of the union? The Trump regime is modern day "Copperheads" and we could bring back flags like this: www.gettysburgflag.com/3x5-union-sl...

The world needs more mainstream Yuri and Yaoi storylines that don't fetishize the relationships.

Please, Canada.

Happy birthday, bud!

Deck the Howls!

I'm so glad the "NCFF" christmas party is still going strong! :D

I released chapter 4 of The Hayseed Knight back in February 1st 2023 and this scene only got more and more relevant with every month since

#thehayseedknight

Who do you play?

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-...