My baby has prom hair

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

just presume I wrote "is seeing" because I have reached the stage where I fully am a sworn enemy of autocorrect and it, me

I loved this enough to say: you will even enjoy James corden, namely because he's cast as a shithead.

the christophers was an absolute winner. soderbergh gives process without going too smooth-egg. as close to a two-hander as you're going to find in a studio film, and both mckellen and coel give a-plus performances. if your gay ass singing to mother mary, at least go to coel's other queer feature

lol no shit, I grew up in Hollywood

the reason people hate this website is that dweebs out here fighting with the fucking dictionary

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wait where in Florida are you from

Hell, you can even go further and make up a defunct consulting business--whatever! Put senior in every job title. Write down CRMs you've never used--they're ALL KINDA THE SAME AND YOU CAN LEARN QUICK. Just do it because there is no dignity in scrapping it out among well-meaning dorks!

look there are reasons I tell people to outright lie on their resumes--get an LLC, make up a consulting business in your field, use it to cover up gaps; have your friends pretend to be professional references; change every verb on the page--because you are up against sociopaths and losers so

The evil answer to this is Bari Weiss.

Like Kristen Stewart had to be...as big as Kristen Stewart first. Colman Domingo is a national fucking treasure and was out first, but has been placed in The Esteemed Category. (And his old costar from decades ago, Kate McKinnon, has been in a specific lane for ages.) This is just me Thinking Aloud.

I think "is Pedro pascal gay" is a boring/useless question, mainly because I have eyes. But I do think "would someone as famous as Pedro Pascal take the 'open secret' model to its logical and comical endpoint because we still don't let gay people become A-listers if they're out first" is a good one.

who else seeing (a fragmentary passage of) castration movie 3 in dublin 🫡

my truest contribution to the Craft

Just assume the same goes for today, maybe even more so.

I am from Miami and lived in Texas do you think I get that nostalgic for free balling.

New Yorkers I tolerate you but it was 85 degrees today if not a bit higher, and I will not be voluntarily "enjoying that weather" until I am legally mandated to do so on June first.

which one has the fart-smelling face

I am so free. I have no idea which white woman spells her name correctly and which white woman spells her name stupid and I am so free.

I need to know how they're going to turn DoorDash grandma into a persian Maman-joon cheering on the imaginary blockade next week.

400 dead so far, over 1000 injured, dozens and dozens missing. This is one hour into the massacre. I have no idea what the death toll will be in the end. Also, they have announced “another wave” of attacks coming

damn it’s cool that there’s a trans-owned film distribution company that’s championing the sort of true underground queer cinema that others would never touch

so uh

he really is the biggest little bitch

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir