Reading this warrant that's out for that ICE agent is so. Fucking. Hot.

Let there be justice!

Phil Collins did not have to go that hard for us on the Tarzan soundtrack.

I know people already know this. J nust have to remind y'all motherfuckers every so often.

I took a solid break from dating apps and have been back on for all of like a *single* day and I'm already done with this shit.

It's been EASILY 15 years since I last heard of any Quiznos, but in the week and a half I was traveling, there were Quiznos locations at DIA, in Seattle/WA, and in Vancouver.

What the heeeck is going on here.

Had to bring my cat back to the vet after a somewhat urgent visit yesterday(She seems okay, now) for a thyroid panel because the one yesterday didn't take, and I can hear all the vets and vet techs in the back gushing over her.

These people are too wholesome.

I'm not proud about how long it's taken to realize that Sailor Jupiter is a tall redhead in the same way that Jupiter is a big red planet.

I'm glad they scaled back on Usagi's immature shit in Sailor Moon Crystal - makes it actually watchable.

The new @techconnectify.bsky.social video is fucking hot in the *best* way.

Gloves are coming off.

What's the fucking point in having a password if I still have to do some 2FA bullshit.

Slightly related: Fuck SSOs that don't actually sign you on to every entity with one go.

My neighbor texted me to let me know that she left something on the fence for me(Very vague, I know).

I see a manila folder in it and was confused about what dossier this 60+ year old woman could possibly be compiling and sharing with me.

It's actually to help me figure out her computer/AV set up.

Happy "Ashley Babbitt Fucked Around and Found Out," day to those who celebrate.

All you seditionists can get fucked.

I love that american english has generally bastardized "Abomasnow," so it sounds like it's talking about the former Illinois state senator and 44th president when it refers to itself.

"Use Ice Sheet!"
"Obamaaaaa!"

I thoroughly enjoy that Pokemon gym leaders are highly regarded as masters/experts of their pokemon type while also... *checks notes* inherently required to lose to their challengers for that challenger to continue in the league.

Makes no damn sense.

(I casually watch and play, don't @me lmao)

Working from home, especially around the holidays, is bliss. It's nearly Christmas and I've been subjected to not ONE Christmas song this season.

I NEED elf Senshi to just be a thing from now on. K, thnks

Any guesses why I might buy a whirlygig hat? 👀

Finished reading Neal Shusterman's "Scythe," in just two days.

Honestly, what a bop. It's been a minute since I'd last read a novel in such a short time, and I wasn't even *dedicated* to reading it in that time.

If this were circa 2016, I'd be asking "When's the next one?"

No such issue now.

a man is carrying a woman on his back while wearing a helmet . ALT: a man is carrying a woman on his back while wearing a helmet .

I haven't *had* to wear socks in the morning(Especially while walking on tile) in a hot minute.

My toesies are freezing but the rest of me is comfortable, even with my thermostats set to 55 or so.

Dear misc. online stores - Just because I *order* something through you and expect email updates for that specific order, that does *not* invite you to send me your advertising bullshit.

Get outta here, I'm not joining some "inside club," where every Tom, Dick, and Jane are invited.

I started re-reading "Among the Hidden,"(A book from my childhood, of course) but stopped like 4 chapters in.

There seem to be so many weird anti-secularism and anti-societal dogwhistles, even just in the first bit.

I was enthralled with the action and plot as a kid, but grossed out by all this.

Oh I'm gonna eat them. It's nice to have snacks in the house again.

I just have no clue how I forgot about them.

I've Costco'd a little too close to the sun.

I bought some Ritz cracker sandwiches MONTHS ago - like, I've already eaten what I thought I originally had.

One of my cats opened up a cabinet, and I went downstairs to fill my water - only to see another box of Ritz.

They expired in October(oh well).

I'm sure it's more to do with how common the names are/were more than anything, but I find it hilarious that my dad managed to marry two women whose names are also iconic rock songs - by KISS and Boston, respectively.

It doesn't really affect anything, just a thought I had.

Dunno what the fuck I was expecting(I followed through).

I Want To Call My Dad(This is a threat).

My nephew sent me(Well, the fundraising thing on his behalf) a URL to buy things and blahblahblah. Overpriced, but expected. Not the point.

I don't think anyone is prepared for just how much this aunt is looking forward to supporting her boys' fundraisers because I'm finna throw some 💸 down. 😤

I yearn for an alternate timeline where my childhood wasn't so traumatic and my memory of it so fuzzy as a result.

While it would be nice to enjoy whatever comes of such an AU, it would mostly be so I could remember what fucking book I read in 3rd grade that I want to read again.

Well I didn't *expect* the restroom at a Harley Davidson dealership to feel safe enough for me to use but here we are.

It was single-occupancy though so honestly there was zero need to have it gendered in the first place.

I'm definitely in bed by well before 4am. I'm usually tired by 9pm. 😂

It was *also* school children today - 2-3 kids were shot at Evergreen High School in Colorado. I've heard hardly a peep about them.

I love when mustard's contemporary gets brought up in written communication because then I can bring out the "catsup," and feel the unease as people have no idea what to do.

What are they gonna do, tell me that I'm wrong?