"Fandom" discourse is like some sort of weird commodity fetishism for intellectual property.

Born too late to

For some reason, pretty much no legacy media is reporting that the FSU shooter was specifically asking ChatGPT about hate crime penalties for racially motivated mass shootings right before killing two men of colour...

Mike Matei's Creamy White Sauce

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

What Hot Pocket flavor do you think would be the best to uh. I don't really wanna just SAY fuck. I don't really want to say the phrase "What Hot Pocket flavor do you think would be the best fuck?"

But this is where the conversation has brought us.

Chat, weigh in.

lean pockets philly cheese

This shit tastes like someone already did.

President FartReverb

I feel like camp movies died when direct-to-DVD stuff turned into direct-to-streaming geezer teasers.

You Actually Do Need To Understand Mythos (Is Another Fucking Scam)

Smokin' Tommy Pickles

Hey Capcom if you cut Andrew Schulz from the new Street Fighter movie for no other reason than it'll be funny I'll go see it

DeFlock Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.

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AIPAC

Reminds me of when they nuked porn off Tumblr but then implemented ads for cam sites.

What we need for survival they need for statistics.

Personally I prefer the first Donkey Kong Country to the 2nd one.

The fuck is even a "new console" these days? Yet another x86 or an ARM PC in a fancy plastic shell locked into a predatory walled garden? Pass, even without the murder money.

Xbox Series MBS

Sneako clotheslined, Charlie Kirk'd, Hegseth repeating a fake bible verse.

Why does it look surprised to see me?

I wonder if she'll win this or her War On Trash Service first.

I can't believe the girl selling a trashbag full of mids via penny farthing also wants to club seals. It's like she's a time traveler from 1872.

Pulling the trigger on a controller isn't pulling the trigger on a gun. Jacking off is jacking off. Hope that helps.

"uhm, complaining about the weird pedoshit i like is actually lowkey reeeeally problematic"

Gonna be tripping on LSDonald.

They both abduct people.

really would love to paint these chunky soviets

#konflikt47 #boltaction #wwii #wwi #miniatures

You want me to fuck a 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 pocket?

This will definitely be interesting considering that the instant Israel stops bombing Netanyahu's trial restarts.