I love how no one is accusing me of stealing Napoleon’s jewels, but when 22 tons of cheese went missing, I got alllllllll the side-eye.

You really do know me.

#DemoDay

Opinion | Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way

Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
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Mine is a very healthy diet incorporating as it does all the primary food groups including carbohydrates*, dairy**, protein***, fruit****, grains*****, and vegetables******.

*fries
**cheese
***bacon
****wine
*****beer
******second helpings of fries

He’s soooooooo cute!!!

Blind?

I’ve already got a water canon set up to keep the kids off my lawn

Ok

You’re projecting.

It’s been about the same. I’m pretty sure we are in an ice age

Where did I make fun of people with disabilities?

I didn’t ask you to be nice. Do you have a challenge with reading comprehension?

(= glad to hear it

Are you enjoying spring?

Now I need to watch this!

Also hello Jerry thought I’d pop over here for a moment

You seem really nice. Can we be friends?

What’s a murderbot?

This is my main account.

Hadn’t realized I was in retirement. But sure if your ego needs that boost. That’s why I’m here

Your lack of creativity is exactly why the left can’t meme. This sounds terribly boring. SMH 0/10 would not watch

I am the Rogue National Park Ranger. Thanks to DOGE’s staffing cuts we’ve seen a sharp rise in tourists having their picnic baskets stolen by a bear

Miss Trunchbull wearing a 1972 olympics top with a hammer throw hammer around her neck carrying a bag with the words ‘My generation didn't have Thanos We had this’

Agreed

Those were some fun times. Been pondering with some of the old fa…. Folks about some sort of silly shenanigan competition just for fun

We all need more laughter

I fold it. It doesn’t line up. I curse and roll it in a ball and shove it onto the shelf just like you taught me

Ryan Gosling in a movie in a green light with a pensive look on his face with caption : The first 12 months of the year are always the hardest

Words: NOT A RUNNER? Picture of a bear running full speed towards the photographer down a cold winter highway Words: NOW YOU ARE