In today's 'Theo finds an interesting book title at their job' adventure

Custom Maelle finished #maelle #clairobscur

My favourite time of year; discounted Easter chocolate

We caved and bought into the Air Fryer cult

let's have a dance shall we?
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#mollymauk #mollymauktealeaf #criticalrole #crfanart #fanart #art #mightynein #m9 #cr2 #fantasy #dnd

OK, amazon pre ordered, Funko for the Europe store one isn't released yet... soon

OK, please tell me where, I need to throw my money at it

It is. I have laughed many a time

I'm reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and you should too.

Carlos being a real one

Yes, Leon.

But also, Carlos.

A itchio holding image for the game. "In Hot Pursuit - Toxic Old Man Yaoi for two players."

A page from the RPG, including content warnings and safety tool advice. "One of you is a Hard-boiled Detective, the other is an Aristocratic Killer. You’ve been chasing each other for a while, but no one’s gotten caught. You think you know everything about him. It’s starting to become an obsession. He will be yours. Before you get started This is a game about two people in an adversarial relationship, unsure if they want to kill each other or fuck each other. Physical confrontation is something they both want, but will never admit to (such an intolerable display of earnestness!). This kind of dynamic (often described as ‘Consensual non-consent’ in fiction writing) is, of course, a terrible kind of relationship to have in real life. Please do not fuck a detective to avoid being arrested. During play, it’s strongly advised to use an RPG safety tool of your choice as a way of formally checking in on your fellow player. There are also points during the flow of play where players are encouraged to discuss and adjust what their characters aim to do to each other before you roll dice about it. Either way, it’s worth discussing the following before starting: How much do we see of The Killer’s murders? How much is The Detective operating within the law? Does The Detective fight or hurt people who aren’t The Killer?"

A page from the game. "The Detective Answers (choose an option, or something new): How do you usually tackle a case? (Detective Trait) Strong community connections Analytical and forensic thinking Tough and tireless directness Sheer dumb luck What trusty tools do you carry? (Detective Trait) A notebook and pen A bug and audio receiver A revolver and a pair of handcuffs Luminol and a blacklight Why is The Killer so intriguing? (Killer Trait) He’s so precise and elegant His hunger radiates like heat He’s so distant and unreadable His influence is ever-present What does The Killer feel like? (Killer Trait) Flawless cold porcelain Soft sweet indulgence Razor-sharp steel Twisted velvet ribbon"

A page from the game. "The Interrogation The police, as ever, have been left clueless. It’s the end of a long night of witness interviews, and the Killer prepares themselves for the closing act of their performance before they step into the morning air a free man. How does The Killer plan to conceal their guilt? Who else is being interrogated? This isn’t the Detective’s case, and yet he’s here. How does he make an opportunity to speak to the Killer directly? When someone is on the brink of losing their patience, roll. The Socialite Ball A luxury gala with all the who’s-who of the city is in full swing. The main hall is scattered with paparazzi and overly chatty celebrities, but the venue has a number of back rooms for more private conversations. The Detective has snuck in following an unrelated case, who are they tailing? The Killer has been dragged here in an obligation to someone else, why couldn’t they say no? When the Killer and Detective meet, and their animosity threatens to draw attention, roll. The Getaway The Killer is putting the final touches on their latest work. Everything’s been precisely arranged to leave whoever discovers it in awe and confusion. However, the Detective’s investigation and instincts have him rapidly closing in. They both think of the other’s expression and smile. The Killer’s work takes a while to do correctly. Where is the murder being done, and what’s taking so long to finish? The Detective’s tracking of the Killer was suspiciously easy this time. What clue or calling card did he leave behind? Just before the Detective sees the Killer leave the crime scene, roll."

Listeners! I've released a new TTRPG!

For those looking to answer the age-old question "What if Columbo fucked?" I bring you 'In Hot Pursuit', a 2-player Old Man Yaoi TTRPG. Act out your favourite problematic Webtoons as a Detective and Killer ruining each other's lives.

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Have a cheese sandwich, it'll make you feel better

Just a loving conversation between partners

Just going to leave this here for my Godzilla loving friends

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I didnt even know Braintree had one

And that's why we buy at CEX.

Is the Game store in Colchester still about?

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Before there was DILF, there was twink #residentevil #leonkennedy

You wanna go burn stuff together?

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I didnt think myself a violent person but the YouTube ads with whispering are testing that theory.

My beloved chef ❤️

Love rejoining the workforce and immediately getting a horrible cold.

But my partner has been caring for me, so that's nice ❤️

And wanked away 80 billion dollars for it!

Eat the rich.

an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ... ALT: an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...

Me, whenever I update to my A03 account

We shall never forget the Great Trampoline Massacre of '26. #headliners

@izzylegs.bsky.social @hyde235.bsky.social

A dinos and pokemon day

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Clem: father, why do you not control the sun? Skill issue

Resi.