To think that somewhere in China, people on a production line might be thinking that all western people love a wooden dick bottle opener… #holidays #Athens

The problem with algorithms..I read one article about 7 plants and then suddenly my newsfeed is full of it.. FFS, this does not turn me into some frigging astrophile (had to search that).. enjoy the 7 planets tonight!

FFS four years of this..

Daughter home from work really hungry and a bit moody..wonder why so I ask what did you have for lunch..”spent lunch hour vaping rather than eating”… FFS

So last night I had my first alcoholic drink in over two years, pint of larger - didn’t taste nice 🤷🏻‍♂️

To all you dog walkers take your shit home, imagine I walk past your house, decide in the moment to loosen my belt and curl one out, then stroll off all chirpy and carefree.. you wouldn’t like it right?! #dogwalking #cleanup #londonlife

A women shags 1,057 men in 12 hours to set a record. 🤔 So that’s 88 men per hour (60 minutes) so that’s 1 man every 41 seconds - that’s a lot of very excited men.. fair enough.

Ros Atkins on...24 hours on Elon Musk's X timeline The BBC's Analysis editor, Ros Atkins, investigates Elon Musk's recent posts on X about grooming gangs - and looks at how one day unfolded on his timeline.

Elon Musk has had a lot to say about the grooming gangs scandal. We looked at 24 hours on Musk's X timeline and found a range of false and misleading information being amplified. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

How did it become Thursday so quickly this week?🫡

Why are UK news outlet’s giving so much time to Elon Musks dad?! Are we that desperate for news?

Splitting the F?! Pint of 0% to usher in another New Year… enjoy

Starting this on Netflix, episode 1 makes for a strong start.. #netflix #thriller

Well Christmas is just round the corner. Movie night… 🎄🧑‍🎄

I’m only 25 years behind, it’s finally time to start watching this legendary story.. #thesopranos

Nearly pressed send on that work email, where I had written Bangcock - have fun! Relating to his Christmas travels.. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Men, no need to panic, still 4 1/2 shopping days to go… #christmas #shopping

A public health warning: take it easy out there, unlike the bloke that pissed himself on the tube at Earl’s Court last night. Also maybe go for dark trousers over cream just in case! Thank you for your future co-operation..🫣

Had the pleasure of being a backing singer for @paulheatonsolo.bsky.social last night in Hammersmith. About 5,000 of us giving it some vocals .. #gigs #londonlife #livemusic

This might be expensive… When you take your car to a garage with a fault code that they decline to quote on.. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Danny Dyer - 'I’m a f**king legend or I’m a f**king disgrace. I suppose I divide people' How To Fail With Elizabeth Day · Episode

This was a good listen: open.spotify.com/episode/4nx9...

Put on a bit of U2 Joshua Tree 1987 release, I was a spotty 15 yr old. Not a huge fan of the band but is there a better U2 album I should give a go to… #U2 #music #JoshuaTree

Considering we have the most expensive train travel in Europe, it seems to be missing that premium luxury feel.. #UK #londonlife

Wait for their first 7 day aerosol RRP £16.75 🙄

Booked a train ticket for next Friday with Trainline, juts over a week away and you can’t get a refund due to change of plans?! That’s so wrong.. #trainline #ripoffbritian

Been spending too much time pondering the true effect vs value of the 72hr vs 48hr Dove spray deodorant.. #timetogetoutmore

Been a while since I played a CD in my car (kinda old car) but this morning happy to use a CD case to scrap the windows #morningfrost

Been introduced to Block Blast! it’s turned into a gaming addiction #gaming

new dawn, new day, new to Bluesky - Lets go... #londonlife #Bluesky