When life gives you lemons etc.

AI could never do this as well as you

Just being quirky

Sometimes I think I’m messy but then a top invites me over to his place and I’m like okay I’m literally Marie Kondo.

Sup dude

Being straight with this pose

Cake I made on Christmas eve

I’m in Vietnam

Yes

when I’m doing stand up on stage and I’m panicked scrolling through the notes app on my phone looking for a joke to say? that’s what I mean by doom scrolling

Did a photo shoot and got the pics back today and just as i suspected.. I’m ugly

Bjork: I’m a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl

Me: I’m mental illness in the shape of a blob

I’m done being the first person to message on Grindr. From now on I’m offer only.

Doubting very much ❤️

I walked into an audition and as soon as they started filming my nose started bleeding

“Dumpling bake”

Vulgar

TikTok is a great tool for people to tell each other to put a snack in the freezer and then eat it cold

Screenshot from an episode of The Simpsons where Homer covers up a sign at work that reads “DON’T FORGET: YOU’RE HERE FOREVER.” strategically with photos of his baby Maggie so the sign reads “DO IT FOR HER”, but I have replaced all the photos of Maggie with various sizes and different crops of the same selfie of Jay where she has a black leather mini skirt, halter top, and collar on. She’s also wearing glasses and has long brown hair with bangs and pink nail polish on and red lipstick. Jay looks extremely attractive in the photo.

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Being straight by being at the gym and not wearing earbuds/headphones

Consider washing your water bottle

Whenever a random song mentions Christmas I’m like oh is it that time of year?

When I lived in Taiwan I would see people bring boba tea at the gym

Literally so proud of Katy Perry and what she accomplished up in space for 11 minutes today. She DID that and that’s why I’m a Katy cat!!! 🐱

I follow too many random people
on instagram. Someone will be like “new hair who dis” and I’ll be like ya actually who is dis?

Using AI generated images as your Grindr profile is soooo sick and twisted please get help!!!

I hate when I’m not near a 5g tower 😡

I feel bad for people in Vancouver who didn’t feel that earthquake

Sometimes it’s like umm have I ever enjoyed anything?

Got new glasses if anyone cares!!!

Always really powerful and moving when someone is running in a music video