Dirk.
Posts by Optix
A big cat!
commission for @pachipunch.bsky.social
AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST 👊🐘
paternal joy is cool actually
An illustration of a burly bugbear druid sitting with his back against an old log while smoking weed, with mushrooms sprouting all around him and on the log. The background is of a lush green forest with rays of bright sunlight shining through the leaf canopy. There's a big rock overgrown with moss and ivy protruding behind him with spiral-like runes carved into the face of it. The weed smoke he's exhaling is a deep purple with a galaxy of stars seemingly forming inside of it.
An illustration of 3 big hefty bugbears in a cave smoking weed. They are sitting in a circle, two passing a joint and one smoking a hookah pipe, resting their backs against stone menhirs with carved runes covered in moss and vines. The weed smoke being exhaled appears magical, containing nebulous galaxies and stars and of a purple hue. In the middle of the chamber is a tree stump acting as a table, with a bong and a mortar and pestle resting on it.
An illustration of a male bugbear druid smoking a joint and savouring it like the perfection meme from The Emperor's New Groove. The smoke he exhales contains a galaxy within it.
An illustration of a bugbear druid standing in front of a cauldron surrounded by giant mushrooms. He's weaving magic in his right hand that's causing a cannabis plant to grow from it and he's holding a wooden staff with a crescent-shaped tusk fixed to the top wrapped with leather. He has mushrooms sprouting from his head that take a form almost resembling antlers.
Dangit, I forgot about 420 yesterday.
Well for Jerry every day is 420! Have some Goodberry jpegs to celebrate 😎
(including a commission done for @gaur.beast.sex)
#bugbear #dndcharacter #happy420 #weed #digitalart #illustration #JerryGoodberry
comm for @vanillionshake.bsky.social !
Every Morning, Erenok does a daily routine.
And one of them is admiring himself in front of a mirror, for like 30 mins if someone doesn't pry him away...
vfx: @shenaniwhagons.bsky.social
sfx: @frankfolf.bsky.social
🎵: Prophecy Fulfilled by Medieval Lofi
Heyyy everybody! Coming to yal because I need yal to watch and share this cartoon! This is the FIRSTTTT Haitian-American cartoon in America EVER! It premiered on Cartoon Network today and they need our support! youtu.be/RyFlefn92N8?...
another commission done for @hadeanicecrag.bsky.social :DDD
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
wearwolf
A heavyset goliath with white cloud hair and facial hair. He wears a long purple tunic with a gold midwrap embedded with a red gemstone. He wears tan pants just past his knees and brown leather sandals. He has a triangular monocle, a set of horns with gold embellishments, and a gemstone embedded in his forehead.
A portrait of the goliath giving a somewhat judgemental downward stare
The same goliath, looking very proud and wearing a custom sailing outfit, with a hat attached to his hip, shiny gold cauldron with tassels, a purple coat with magenta and white accents, matching pants with a gold art deco pattern on the right leg, spats, and black dress shoes with gold accents. He wears a nametag that says "Hello, I'm Gay"
A close-up of the name tag that reads "Hello, I'm Gay"
Ambrose Barkart, a goliath who hails from cloud giant lineage. I'll actually get to play this old man starting this weekend and he has some secrets I won't reveal because this game will be streamed!
The secret was that Ambrose is a werewolf 🐺
Spiffed up Asher with some colors and shading ✨
The boye..
What if the curse was to be human? 🥀✨🐾
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Happy birthday!
Standard operating proceedure.
"Gnome Show", an original series project created by Cas van de Pol (known for his parody videos).
Pilot episode >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Do...
He's used to working with other indie animators, and I note that Mehdi Alibeygi has joined his team here.
Once again: corporate-approved horny.
Baldur's Gate and The Witcher and Cyberpunk will not be banned on Twitch, while less lascivious indie games are banned from sale. Horny is an increasingly relevant Cultural Trend, and culture must be consolidated into the hands of capital.
A Simon!
@optix2020.bsky.social surprised me with this lovely bday gift done by the amazing @thebeardlyben.art . AU Talos loves olives as much as the prime universe Talos
Watch out for the pink fluffy kobold..
Happy birthday!
A Val!
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
beans
Happy birthday!