a close up of a person 's face with a black jacket on ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a black jacket on

Every Gen-Xer is thinking of Brandon Lee and The Crow rn

With apologies to the original tune “Hey Joe” here’s “Pammy Jo” 😜

My biggest gripe with YouTube's captioning is mostly how it breaks up the captions, like putting the punchline in with a big block way early and totally ruining the timing, like how they put ads right in the middle of a sentenCAMPINGSOLARPANELS!ce 😜

COMBAT IN PANAMA : Fitzwater Assails Networks on Coverage : Television: Press secretary is 'flabbergasted' by split-screen showing of U.S. victims' return and the Bush news conference. The decision by three television networks to provide live split-screen coverage of the return of the bodies of U.S. servicemen killed in Panama while simultaneously showing President Bush's press conf...

Tangential to the subject: I'm pretty sure the Iraq war era ban on photographing the return flag-draped coffins was due to a post-Panama invasion light-hearted press conference split screened with the first coffins landing back in the US. Made GHWB look like an ass
www.latimes.com/archives/la-...

Pam Bondi gave “two weeks” notice and Trump had no idea how long that meant

Baby in a Bar live at Lincoln Lodge in Chicago YouTube video by RobPRocks

I always forget how long it takes to get the captions right on my little videos. YouTube’s auto-transcribe has absolutely no sense of comedic timing 🤦‍♂️

(be the 1st to view this as-yet-unlisted video! Please appreciate the timing of the captions! youtu.be/UTUzs4v6_pU)

Look, Wednesday night is just the table read of the president’s address, they’ll punch it up by rehearsal Friday and it’ll be hilarious by airtime Saturday night

Wait, what do you mean that was really him?

The “Florida” is implied

Screen grab that says "Channel analytics, Current subscribers 29,663, +21 in last 28 days"

I’m only 337 YouTube subscribers away from 30k! Please help me hit this arbitrary number and validate all of my career decisions!

Plus I'll be putting up a new live clip in the next day or two :-)

www.youtube.com/@paravonian

a man in a suit and tie is sitting next to another man in sunglasses on an airplane Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting next to another man in sunglasses on an airplane, short clip of Fight Club

Listen: Kristi Noem’s dog Cricket was Kristi Noem the whole time! It was a metaphor for a battle inside her soul! She shot the part of her that contained anything redeemable and the Noem we know today is all that’s left!

Kavanaugh just asked if a citizenship test could somehow involve counting jellybeans in a jar

#SCOTUS

Can’t read the replies cuz I logged off twitter forever but this was funny to me

Screencap of USA today article that reads: "Oracle's cash flow is expected to trend negative over the coming years due to data center spending, with expenditures expected to pay off in 2023, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Last month, Oracle said it would raise as much as $50 billion this year through a combination of debt and equity sales."

Oracle is expecting their data center investments to pay off by 2023, according to the USA today. Good luck with that!

www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

they brought up this play in the post game show so at least someone’s earning their paycheck!

A coral pink square with black outline, inside are large block letters "Op" above and the word "Opprobrium" below

Current events have forced me to develop a stockpile of highly enriched opprobrium

screencap, picture on left is a person in a Bigfoot costume standing next to a brown-haired man with a mustache, in front of a yellow SXSW step-and-repeat background. Headline on right reads "The Bigfoot community is being torn apart by a documentary's new…" from Business Insider / 5 min read

I did not click on this headline because in my heart I wanted it to read “the Bigfoot community is being torn apart by… Bigfoot”

(Ha! Bigfoot auto-capitalized because it’s a proper name 😂)s

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Thank you! I couldn't for the life of me figure out why 3B tried to tag. Did the replay show his foot off the base?

The Gambler, updated for our most stupid of timelines 🤦‍♂️ #predictionmarkets #corruption #songparody

Im guessing this wasn’t one of Matt Walsh’s primary sources 🤔 love that pull quote 💪

Looking south down 7th Avenue in NYC, the backs of people in the large crowd at bottom of the frame, there are many signs held up. Buildings rise on the left and right and there is blue sky above

From the middle of the pack in NYC, earlier today

Chat support window that reads "Here's what I can help you out with. For anything else, I can get an agent to help you further"

Chat support window that reads "It was the agent that gave me the incorrect information in the first place" with a smiley face tongue sticking out emoji. The robot's response window reads "Glad I could help."

This is the technology that’s going to take over the world!

Amazing! Especially because you need just the right amount of pizza grease on a box snare to tame some of the high end, this player nailed it!

a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know " ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "

About Lecanemab, an IV treatment for alzheimers: “Your health care provider will also do a magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) scan before starting treatment with lecanemab.”

Bad brain+hand bruising+recent MRIs…

it would be irresponsible not to wildly speculate!

www.alz.org/alzheimers-d...

Holy Shit! AOL is still a thing?!?

I like how these posts praise the existence of a specific word but never mention the original word. There’s probably a word for that, like ‘alogia‘ or some shit.

a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking " Alt: a blue 30-yard trash container is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "

Hey Bill Barr, Justice Roberts, Scalia, et al: your BS “unitary executive” theory was always going to lead to this <gestures at everything>

Trump issues executive order requiring CFP to avoid broadcasting conflicts with Army-Navy game President Donald Trump has issued an executive order barring College Football Playoff and other postseason games from airing during the annual Army-Navy matchup in December.

Grandpa is now yelling at the TV telling them to not show any football games during other football games

apnews.com/article/trum...

If the FBI is buying my location data can I also sue them for half a mil 💰 like that lunatic Lindsey Graham?

thehill.com/homenews/sen...

Just wasted 10 minutes of my life figuring out that the opening rhythm of Bel Biv DeVoe’s “Poison” is probably “EUUAE” in Morse code

. (E)
..- (U)
..- (U)
.- (A)
. (E)