She is a lovely person, this is entirely about my envy.

A woman I took a writing class with once now writes for The Pitt and it is SO strong of me to still enjoy the show.

I know we're all going to be thinking and talking about Donald Trump for the rest of our lives, but I have hope that JD Vance can become the answer to a Trivial Pursuit question that takes a minute to summon.

I just asked Gemini if it could share the feedback with it's creators that I have yet to find a single useful thing it can do and the answer was no.

Too bad not enough people will see The Drama for me to judge them for having incorrect opinions about it.

I've seen roughly one million tv shows and movies where a man pines after his ex-wife and nary a one where a woman regrets a divorce.

Every week on The Pitt someone goes to the emergency room for something that probably wouldn't even make me go to my regular doctor.

Another coffee shop that doesn't open until 9am has opened near me. Los Angeles is a town for the sporadically employed and the idle rich.

Project Hail Mary had me wondering how many quirky t-shirts they'd actually let you take on your suicidal long-shot space mission to save Earth.

I paid for a flight using credit card points I earned from paying my rent and I feel like America's Cleverest Woman™️.

Diabolically, my workplace's anti-harassment training software serves different videos and scenarios to everyone so I can't talk to any of my coworkers about what a bitch this boss Tina is.

Schism inspiring.

I'm opposed to AI on a level that I can only describe as religious so the rest of my life ought to be fun.

Attending a sporting event in my normal manner means I'm there for the snacks.

Going to a Kings game in a normal way not a Heated Rivalry way.

One thing I like about a new Harry Styles album is thinking about how much it probably annoys Noel Gallagher.

I'd say my coworkers spend about 37% of every day dropping off or picking up their kids from school. They should invent something like a bus that goes to the school and does that for you.

These button fly jeans have really helped me slow down and live in the moment.

A lot of people in business will mistake adding a lot of o's in "thank you soooooooooo much" as adequate compensation for extra work.

PSA: Girl Scout Samoas pair nicely with red wine.

AI trying to stop me from starting sentences with "I think" in emails oh I'm so sure.

The words "Ryan Coogler's X-Files" are so soothing. I've earned this after 32 years of Chris Carter.

For instance, think of how much energy went into the training of the humans in this room who laughed and they still don't know how to be humans. AI not looking like such a catastrophic mistake now, huh?

The man they've cast as JFK, Jr. in Love Story is hot enough to make the stupid hats work and that's really the whole job.

After an internal review, it seems Spotify has misunderstood the data on how many times I've listened to When I Get My Hands On You by The New Basement Tapes which does include Marcus Mumford but NO sons, and which I would prefer be incorrectly attributed as an interest in Bob Dylan.

Got an email from Spotify titled "Mumford & Sons made you something special" that claims I am one of their top listeners. Just want to get ahead of it in case my emails are ever released as part of a wide-ranging criminal investigation: this is not true.

If your mom asks, tell her no.

The girls and I can't wait to absolutely hate the new Wuthering Heights. You win again Emerald Fennell!!

I don't write this nicely with a pen.

Tried to remember what the name of the New Yorker mascot is and came up with Percival Higglebottom and I'm calling it close.