I have lost the ability to spell coherently. The whales took it from me and they'll take it from you too. Mark my wodrs.

Given their intelligence level is it safe to say that Whales might have favourite music genres?

That one skan loving whale never able to fulfill its dream of skanking at a Reel Big Fish gig.

Absolutely tragic.

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Live picture of my brain

Kirk Van Houten's classic 'Can I Borrow a Feeling' has been stuck in my head for hours. What circle of Dante's Inferno have I found myself in?

Sometimes I ponder, if Michael Jackson were still alive, would he have put his name to a kitchen appliance? Would we be using the 'Michael Jackson Air Fryer™’?

Would it be commonplace to hear 'I'm sticking some chicken nuggets in the Jackson Fry, you want any?

I think he would have hated that. x

How am I to be expected to continue living a regular life when there's more Blue Prince to play?

Dydd Gwyl Dewi hapus i chi gyd! I've celebrated by flying over 4000 miles to the other side of the world 🙌

Out of morbid curiosity I just checked the word count for my 'notes.txt' I've been making testing notes against for the last 18 months or so.

Over 99,000 words.

I've written an actual novel's worth of 'need to raise this bug'.

If your favourite Lynch film is Inland Empire you are a frightening entity.

We just had the most joyous 10 minutes of sun. The first time I've seen it this year.

Yes, this is everything.

An emoji NODDING, but the discord code to output this emoji is :head_shaking_vertically: which is fucking mental.

If only there was an easier way to say 'head shaking vertically'...

Go to pharmacy to get jab to avoid the SUPERFLU™️. Man in front of me in queue is coughing and talking about how he's got flu based pneumonia. Nurse who jabs me also rough with the flu.

Just hoping the virus sees so much of itself inside and outside my body that it gets self conscious and leaves.

Screengrab of the Wikipedia page for 'List of desserts' that kindly tells you that you may be confused and trying to look up 'list of deserts' because who would be looking up a list of desserts on Wikipedia to be fair (apart from me whilst trying to come up with guinea pig names).

At some point I started using all lowercase 'lol' as punctuation and by god I have no idea when. The Zoomer disease came for me, and it can come for you too lol 😢

Tremendous graffiti. The heart wants what the heart wants. 🩷💙🤍

Suuuuper stoked to see Nocturne mentioned here. Thanks so much for including us @botherer.bsky.social! ✨

Fell down a YouTube rabbit hole of Antarctic research station walkthroughs. Got to a British one and wondered if there'd be anything that gives away its Britishness.

Within 30 seconds I spotted a Henry Hoover.

Happy to have contributed one solid 'get fucked' vote to Farage and his cronies. 😎

More of this come May please!

If Reform do win this area I think it's unfortunately indicative of a very bad time for Welsh elections next year, and Wales for the forthcoming future. Yikes.

I did all I could to keep the right wing wanks out of power in my constituency today. Now time to cross fingers and hope the mass amount of Reform noise and placards strewn across my town amounts to nothing...

I'm having way too much fun taking pics of all the pretty environments in Ghost of Yotei

I love a goose but do not care for Geese.

Seeing in the autumn good and proper by being bed bound by a cold 🙂‍↕️🍂

Doing a little bit of recording this morning for
@pracystudios.bsky.social

#gamedev #indiedev #gameaudio #sounddesign

You know what, you may well be onto something there.

Bought a ticket to a gig yesterday morning for tonight, got struck down by a cold by the evening. The gig cancellation demon is more powerful than I could have imagined.

Jira moving the status field somewhere where it's not pinned so you have to scroll up every time you want to see it is such dogshit UI I'm convinced the UX designers lost a bet against some particularly vengeful backend dev who hates both the designers, and users of the platform.

If one flap of a butterfly's wing is all it takes to change Scarletts to blue our reality is flimsy enough to be made of drywall