This is the umpteenth time Trump has used the “Low IQ” insult, presumably because saying “stupid” is unpresidential. Whoever the next nominee is should challenge Trump to take an IQ test on live TV.
Joe Wilson of South Carolina
Yep. This administration regularly promises that everything will happen in two weeks, and it ends up taking years, assuming it ever happens.
If one of them is saying “next year”, it ain’t gonna happen.
Was this a scene from the Chris Pratt Garfield movie? I skipped that one.
I’m surprised they didn’t give him an apple box to stand on.
Trump speaking to legless soldier: “I feel your pain. See these. (gestures to shins) Bone spurs.”
Red in the middle - Rare
Pink in the middle - Medium Rare
Brown in the middle - Well Done
Slimy and gray - Extraterrestrial meat
I hope someone asks RFK Jr what he did with that raccoon dick
“Let me just spend two minutes whining about how bad media is.”
- Professional Media Spokeswoman Maria Bartiromo
The Ancient Greeks will be pretty underwhelmed when the Giants play the Titans.
I’ve heard the Access Hollywood tape. Who is screening who?
Ditto
It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).
Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
The year is 2056, gas costs $12/gallon, and Republicans are still claiming this is short term pain for long term gain.
Is that what it says on the hat?
“The bad news is I’ve returned to the United States”
He’s attending an event where two dudes with traumatic brain injuries repeatedly punch one another in the head. The winner probably gets to be the new AG.
“Present Day”
You ever accidentally drop a metal fork in the garbage disposal? That’s what RFK’s podcast is going to sound like.
