I can just about live with that

Don’t over think this one Josep FFS

A Millwall / Boro playoff final at Wembley could be a fitting end to the season

<winces>

“Perforated his rectum” will do

“Sign O The Times” is a masterpiece of a single whereas I can’t stand the overlong dirge of “Purple Rain”

Just watched Rooney on MOTD musing about giddy city’s game

“I find it strange…..”

I think we can all agree with this sentiment

Stuffy gets

I sometimes DECAPITALISE city, in the manner of Top Reds

Surely that’s ok

“Vegan chai latte and a smashed avocado on sourdough to go please”

Screaming out for a Garnacho goal this

Should have put a QR code underneath linking his contracted rota

Wotsits Crunchy would be The Rutles

Davy Crockett. 1863

It’s one of those samples that’s so perfect it sounds almost out of place on the original

Just been looking at United’s remaining fixtures

There’s a half decent chance of a Devon Loch here, berts

Marvellous!

Hopefully they’ll set Neville on fire

Town Called Malice wants a word

I daren’t look

Sam Lee with his finger on the pulse again

Are you on the USS Abraham Lincoln, Bri?

“They mostly come at night... Ripley”

Leonard “Oz” Osbourne, Trap 2, Düsseldorf building site, 1983

With the tops of his red wellies taped up

Hope young Max was stood the regulation distance of 8 metres away with a sparkler in his mitten

“I bought the jacket from Top Man and sewed the badges on myself “